What Do You Do At Night?
When you return home from work, mentally exhausted despite having done mostly nothing all day, what do you do?
The Worst SNL Lineup of the Season?
We think it is! Just two unlikable people doing the hosting and music playing. Also today: Joseph Gordon-Levitt might be headed to Gotham, find out who's hot this pilot season, and the last days of Friday Night Lights.
Man Breaks Into Wrong House at 3am, Apologizes and Leaves
A Colorado man broke into a house with a gun, and entered the bedroom at around 3am. He then apparently realized he had the wrong house, said as much to the sleeping residents, and left. [HuffPo]
Kirstie Alley's Bodacious Bod and Brutal Honesty
Kirstie Alley overshared with Late Late Show host Craig Ferguson, saying their substance abuse histories made them a perfect match. Craig's cocaine sympathies led to a pep talk wherein he suggested Kirstie get over her image issues to find fulfillment.
The Late Night Wars Continue: The Video Clips You Missed Last Night
Jay finally makes an attempt to explain his side of the story, Dave retaliates against Leno, and Conan sings of NBC's incompetence and puts himself on Craigslist. Gawker.TV's Matt Cherette was up all night clipping the best parts.
Saturday Night Special
We've survived through another wonderful, crazy Saturday. Seriously: crazy kids, crazy rock stars, crazy politicians, and just straight-up crazies. Glad we made it out okay. Here's your SNL open thread.
Vroom with a View
[A glimpse of a whirling propeller and lower Manhattan from the DIRECTV blimp last night. Image via Getty]
You know how you're at the Tumblr party, drunkenly caning the free whisky like there's no tomorrow and then a sexygeekboy sits down and starts chatting to you, and before you know it your legs are touching and then he's whispering in your ear that he has an early morning flight and "do you want to leave now and make a…
