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    Ninjas Losing Vert

    Tracy Morgan Launches Alec Baldwin-for-Senate Campaign

    Noted Forensic Expert Definitively Rules Out Suicide in Carradine Case

    Carradine Autopsy Doesn't Solve Biggest Mystery

    Was David Carradine Murdered By Ninjas?

    Facebook employees would dress up as white ninjas, wouldn't they?
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/18/09

    In reply to Ninjas Losing Vert
    But...HOW DID THEY FIND HIM?
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    Image of Poop Cooper Poop Cooper
    11/18/09

    In reply to Ninjas Losing Vert
    Police continue to investigate gravity's role in the tragedy, and have called into question whether the fence may have played a role as well.
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    Image of Kakapo Kakapo
    11/18/09

    In reply to Ninjas Losing Vert
    And likely schizophrenia. Just throwing a Debbie=Downerish point in there....
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    Image of Swifter Swifter
    11/18/09

    In reply to Ninjas Losing Vert
    Must have been Vanilla Ice.
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    Image of econdave econdave
    11/18/09

    In reply to Ninjas Losing Vert
    Was it Ralph Macchio?
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    11/18/09

    In reply to Ninjas Losing Vert
    A friend in college impaled her arm on a fence spike while trying to climb into a locked off campus garden at night. Shockingly, alcohol was involved there, too.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    10/12/09

    In reply to Tracy Morgan Launches Alec Baldwin-for-Senate Campaign
    who among us doesn't start out each and every day throwing on a sumo mawashi and fantasizing about hurling Lieberman from the dohyō?
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    Image of meerkat meerkat
    10/12/09

    In reply to Tracy Morgan Launches Alec Baldwin-for-Senate Campaign
    I get that the nunchucks could be a problem... but really, is there anyone who wouldn't like to beat Lieberman up?

    And when did bean bags become part of a police officer's arsenal?
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    Image of ellagood ellagood
    06/11/09

    In reply to Noted Forensic Expert Definitively Rules Out Suicide in Carradine Case
    what happens in thailand, doesn't stay in thailand, people.
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    Image of EatMySleep EatMySleep
    06/11/09

    In reply to Noted Forensic Expert Definitively Rules Out Suicide in Carradine Case
    He was a devout hedonist. I can respect that.
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    Image of The Lone Scout The Lone Scout
    06/12/09

    @EatMySleep: I'm only a cunning linguist.
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    Image of Bklynexpat Bklynexpat
    06/11/09

    In reply to Noted Forensic Expert Definitively Rules Out Suicide in Carradine Case
    Men can be kinky little monkeys sometimes, people! Get over it. Back in the day (the 90s), I was a 900 line girl and I regularly got requests from a man who wanted a dominatrix to put a thin glass pipe in his urethra and then step on his penis, so the glass would break in there. He also liked to put light bulbs in his ass. I've also heard of people putting small rodents in their asses. Men, and some women, like to get freaky. Let's not all jump on the ninja conspiracy band wagon!
    That is all.
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    Image of clipper clipper
    06/11/09

    @Bklynexpat: Man that rodent thing is just plain irresponsible. You think that poor little mouse wants to be up there? Animal cruelty, I say.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    06/11/09

    @clipper: Here here! At least use dung-beetles.
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    Image of Awesome X Awesome X
    06/11/09

    @Mount_Prion: C.U.C.A.R.A.C.H.A.: Or at least use Jesse Watters.
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    Image of gawkimo gawkimo
    06/10/09

    In reply to Carradine Autopsy Doesn't Solve Biggest Mystery
    Um, how do you masturbate if you're bound by your wrists? Uh, my friend wants to know.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/10/09

    In reply to Carradine Autopsy Doesn't Solve Biggest Mystery
    I knew someone who liked to get tied up to relax. It's the same concept as the isolation tank/sensory deprivation chamber, or when kids conk out in a playpen, for that matter. The constriction and "smallness" brings a deep relaxation, evidently. But then he started criticizing my knot tying and I was like, you know what, Houdini? Find a fucking Boy Scout to do it, I'm out.
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    Image of DevilsAvocado DevilsAvocado
    06/10/09

    @BookishLookish:

    What let you down, Bookish? The Stevedore's Knot or the Midshipman's Hitch?


    Dyb dyb dyb.

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/10/09

    @DevilsAvocado: Hi, DA! How is winter down there and all the little avocados? I think it might have been the figure eight, sadly. Knot formation not my strong suit.
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    Image of DevilsAvocado DevilsAvocado
    06/10/09

    @BookishLookish:


    It's fucking freezing, Bookish. And avocadoes dislike the cold. Hence, we are all flying north for a month. Look for me by Homer's wine-dark sea as of next Monday. I'll be the one with a gargantuan, frosty beer, a plate of kofte, and a satisfied grin on my face.


    How's your summer going? Read any good books lately?

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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    06/10/09

    In reply to Carradine Autopsy Doesn't Solve Biggest Mystery
    Naked and bound in front of the family fireplace?


    Maybe this was during Christmas when the smell of eggnog and baking would make Dave feel familiar yet mysterious yearnings for hoofed animals and older men who were fond of young children.

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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    06/10/09

    @Wrapitup: You know where that always leads? Splitting a canned ham. Now you know those pineapple rings are just for decoration.
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    06/10/09

    @BadUncle: Spoken like a true anti-environmental conservative! I have it on good authority that pineapple rings make superb cock rings. Reuse, recycle!
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    Image of blix blix
    06/10/09

    @Wrapitup: Note to self: If offered pineapple upside-down cake feign diabetes.
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    Image of ChillbearLatrigue ChillbearLatrigue
    06/10/09

    In reply to Carradine Autopsy Doesn't Solve Biggest Mystery
    This is my second American Psycho reference of the day, but I'm thinking that this is like the end of the movie/book where he goes back to Paul Allen/Owen's (not sure why they changed it for the movie) apartment and it was all cleaned out and repainted. It't not like ninjas are going to leave a calling card. They're ninjas for fucks sake.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    06/10/09

    @ChillbearLatrigue: Maybe these aren't your father's ninjas.
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