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    Nitro's 'Bitch Tits' Memoir To Resurrect American Literature
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    01/05/09

    In reply to Nitro's 'Bitch Tits' Memoir To Resurrect American Literature
    When my pals and I were tripping at Universal Studios back in 2000, we tried to sneak into the movie Blow and were stopped by a security guard who I swear we thought he was Nitro from the original AG. It all made sense at the time!
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    Image of hummingpenguin hummingpenguin
    01/05/09

    In reply to Nitro's 'Bitch Tits' Memoir To Resurrect American Literature
    Can I start calling mine bitch tits, or is that just for dudes?
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    Image of gawkimo gawkimo
    01/06/09

    @hummingpenguin: I actually prefer the more gender-appropriate "man titties," because for some reason it also makes you giggle to say "man titties" out loud. Try it, at your desk, right now.
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    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    01/05/09

    In reply to Nitro's 'Bitch Tits' Memoir To Resurrect American Literature
    Nitro is the one semi-celebrity that I think I see everywhere. "Hey, isn't that guy filling up his gas tank, Nitro from the 80's American Gladiator?" "Look over there, that douchebag in the Affliction shirt has got to be Nitro." "I'm telling you that trick on the corner is the spitting image of Nitro."
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    01/05/09

    In reply to Nitro's 'Bitch Tits' Memoir To Resurrect American Literature
    Juicing for a game show? Nothing new.


    Just ask Wink Martindale about trying to fit into a sport coat.

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    01/05/09

    In reply to Nitro's 'Bitch Tits' Memoir To Resurrect American Literature
    If he was a real badass, he'd've iced 'em for half an hour before going out, like Jean Harlow used to do.
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    Image of ShanghaiLil ShanghaiLil
    01/05/09

    @BookishLookish: I used to do that to my balls, but someone finally explained that it doesn't work the same.
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    01/05/09

    @ShanghaiLil: Lulz.
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    Image of NotChoinski NotChoinski
    01/05/09

    In reply to Nitro's 'Bitch Tits' Memoir To Resurrect American Literature
    So on Gladiators UK they're called 'Salt Jugs'?


    [www.essortment.com]

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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    01/05/09

    In reply to Nitro's 'Bitch Tits' Memoir To Resurrect American Literature
    An American Gladiator used STEROIDS?!? Say it ain't so! Who will the CHILDREN look up to now? Oh well, at least they still have all of those squeeky-clean pro-wrestlers for role models..
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    01/05/09

    In reply to Nitro's 'Bitch Tits' Memoir To Resurrect American Literature
    Why'd we include the phrase "Bitch Tits" in the title, but in the body of the article the word boobs is -'d out?
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    01/05/09

    In reply to Nitro's 'Bitch Tits' Memoir To Resurrect American Literature
    You mean all that drug screening I heard about was a lie?
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    Image of raphaela raphaela
    01/05/09

    In reply to Nitro's 'Bitch Tits' Memoir To Resurrect American Literature
    My observation is that all bodybuilders at a certain level, male and female alike, have b*tch t*ts.


    And also, his shame at having such lush breasticles sort of puts to rest the notion that if all men had lush breasticles, they would be delighted and would stay home doing nothing but stroking and speaking softly to them.

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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    01/05/09

    @raphaela: Well Nitro sat around wetting his with spit...
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    01/05/09

    In reply to Nitro's 'Bitch Tits' Memoir To Resurrect American Literature
    I still have nightmares about that Tennis Ball Anti-Aircraft Gun thing they would shoot at the contestants. Did anyone ever win that event?
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    Image of Takes One to Know One Takes One to Know One
    01/05/09

    In reply to Nitro's 'Bitch Tits' Memoir To Resurrect American Literature
    Nitro's Complaint
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    01/05/09

    @frobisher:


    American Pectoral
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    Image of bringmemyTofu bringmemyTofu
    01/05/09

    @SidAndFinancy: The Diary of (Shooting) Man Blanks?
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    01/05/09

    @bringmemyTofurkey: The Roid Less Travelled.
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    Image of Silverbackne Silverbackne
    01/05/09

    @blix: The Androstenedione Strain
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    01/05/09

    @frobisher: A Farewell to (reasonable sized) Arms.
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    01/05/09

    @Silverbackne: A Backacne Work of Staggering Genius.
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    01/05/09

    @Pope John Peeps II:

    Fantastic.
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    Image of ms.creant ms.creant
    01/05/09

    In reply to Nitro's 'Bitch Tits' Memoir To Resurrect American Literature
    I'd probably watch American Gladiators if the gladiators had names like "bitch tits".
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    Image of Calluna Vulgaris Calluna Vulgaris
    01/05/09

    In reply to Nitro's 'Bitch Tits' Memoir To Resurrect American Literature
    All I can think of is: "Bob. Bob had bitch tits."
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    Image of ms.creant ms.creant
    01/05/09

    @Calluna Vulgaris: First rule of American Gladiators, you do not talk about American Gladiators.

    Second rule: Roids.
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    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    01/05/09

    In reply to Nitro's 'Bitch Tits' Memoir To Resurrect American Literature
    In his defense, when you are born with the name Nitro, you absolutely have to take steroids. No exceptions.
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