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NotChoinski
11/24/08

In reply to New Sarah Palin Campaign Ad!
"What were the ingredients again for Moose Chili"

How about MOOSE and CHILI.
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EkaterinaBallerina
11/24/08

In reply to New Sarah Palin Campaign Ad!
Without duplicity?!? Wait are we talking about the same Sarah Palin here? The one that called herself a champion for special needs kids but cut funding to special olympics? The one that claimed to be against pork-barrel spending but allowed the bridge to nowhere until she found out Alaska would have to fit part of the bill? The one that considers her a feminist yet allowed municipalities to get away with making rape victims to pay for their own rape kits? I am so confused here...
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j.blo
11/24/08

In reply to New Sarah Palin Campaign Ad!
I don't know why they're thanking her. Just like Obama proved to minorities that with hard work they can achieve their dreams, George W. Bush already proved to white trash America that you don't have to be the least bit intellectually curious or articulate to run for national office.
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Shelwood
11/25/08

@j.blo: But she did it without a rich daddy or a penis. Of course, she also lost. Also.
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JinxyMcDeath
11/24/08

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Way to waste money! As Seth Meyers says, "VOTES OVER."
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Colonel Mustard
11/24/08

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I keep hoping John McCain will just wake up and roll over, and Suzanne Pleshette will ask him what's wrong, and we'll all find out that Sarah Palin was a Cosby-style hoagie nightmare.
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graceless
11/24/08

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It seems I found the answer to my own question.

[www.ourcountrydeservesbetter.com]
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harumph
11/24/08

@graceless: Yikes! that 16 year old looking kid near the bottom is some scary shit.
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gawkimo
11/24/08

@harumph: what about the black guy? Is he what Malcolm X would call a "house negro"? Yes, I realize African Americans can be conservative Republicans like anyone else, but, please, just go to this website and then get back to me --

[www.lloydmarcus.net]
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graceless
11/24/08

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Whose money is behind this PAC?
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gawkimo
11/24/08

@graceless: It's funded by the pickup-truck driving exurban scumbags that don't yield as you try to "zipper merge" onto the expressway -- because doing so is a sign of weakness. Instead, they speed up, ruining the whole social contract thing.

And Jesus Freaks.
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BullfightsOnAcid
11/24/08

In reply to New Sarah Palin Campaign Ad!
Throughout this whole ad I was belittling it with my elitist attitude... but then that moose chili joke at the end just warmed the cockles of my heart. Sarah Palin you are a modern day Evita! Don't Cry For Me, Alaska!
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belltolls
11/24/08

In reply to New Sarah Palin Campaign Ad!
Every Man A King would have been great music for these ads.
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mitchel_stevens
11/24/08

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I am placing $10 down that this PAC is run by Palin just to make sure she gets onto Oprah.
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bowleserised
11/24/08

In reply to New Sarah Palin Campaign Ad!
Bristol has three kids now? And a new dude?
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bowleserised
11/24/08

@bowleserised: Four kids, it seems.
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Baroness
11/24/08

In reply to New Sarah Palin Campaign Ad!
Yeah, I thought they were being sarcastic.
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Mount_Prion
11/24/08

In reply to New Sarah Palin Campaign Ad!
I would like to personally thank Sarah Palin for sinking McCain's campaign.
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es-ki-mo
11/24/08

In reply to New Sarah Palin Campaign Ad!
Moose Chilly ingredients: Moose, snow
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leonleonleon
11/24/08

In reply to New Sarah Palin Campaign Ad!
I would also like to thank Sarah Palin ... for providing me countless hours of entertainment, making SNL briefly funny again, and for being a poster child of all that's wrong with the deluded and batshit crazy fundamentalist side of the Republican Party!

Keep on keepin' on. I hope you make it big someday and get a spot on The View.
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HurtsSoGood
11/24/08

@leonleonleon: That and making John McCain even more unelectable than he already way, thus putting our minds at ease by erasing any doubt in our minds that the best candidate would be elected President this time - for a change.
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