A new study finds that lifting weights may “slow the age-related shrinking of some parts of our brains.” Don’t be weak, old, and dumb—squat.
Virgin Who Sold Her Flower for $780k Did Playboy, Is Still a Virgin
The 20-year-old college student from Brazil who auctioned off her virginity for a cool $780,000 as part of a promotion for a documentary entitled Virgins Wanted now says the whole thing was kinda shady.
Bullshit, Bat Shit, Ape Shit: A Taxonomy of Rhetorical Shit
An intrepid reader writes, "How do you decide which is the better term 'apeshit' or 'batshit'? It must be a tough call." With all the different types of shit out there, choosing the correct shit can be a mess.
The Gay Soldiers Are Alright
A new study on the world's gayest armies shows gay soldiers do not "cause disruption"
"Showtime," reports the Times, "is known for content that is too racy for network television, so it is perhaps fitting that its latest slogan should be inappropriate for the networks, too. A two-minute promotional spot on the cable network features the slogan, 'The Best Stuff on Television,' although the actual third…
"U.S. executives have been able to secure more favourable research ratings for their companies from investment banks by bestowing professional favours on Wall Street analysts, according to new academic research to be published on Friday. The study found that by offering analysts favours, ranging from recommending them…
New senior vice president of Daily News Digital: "Our whole policy is to do things as cheaply as possible." [NYP]
Did Paris Hilton Lie To Larry King About Drug Use?
Uh, yeah, says "Access Hollywood."
Blogger confused his site only makes 18 bucks. Hello. It's all about the book deal. [GoWF]
Secrets Of Publishing Industry Revealed
Stanley Fish, guest op-ed columnist for the Times, delivers some scandalous news about the book industry and its nefarious machinations:
Anna Nicole Smith Tragedy's Shocking Denouement
I don't think ANY of us saw this coming. There really is no one left to believe in anymore, is there?
David Sedaris May Sometimes Exaggerate For Effect!
So the David Sedaris takedown piece that we've waited so long for has finally arrived, courtesy of the folks at The New Republic. Unfortunately, the takedown has nothing to do with the fact that Sedaris is essentially the Dave Barry for the NPR set. Instead, it focuses on the fact that—wait for it—some of Sedaris'…
