Everything That Lives In Water Could Kill You If It Really Wanted
Truly we humans are not meant for this world.
KFC Apparently Not Cool with Employees Adding Pubic Hair to Orders
A KFC employee in the UK was recently suspended after a post on Facebook alleged that she added a little dash of her to a recent order.
Rachael Ray Finds The Male G-Spot
Did you know that men have a G-spot? Rachael Ray didn't, but thanks to a sex specialist and a pair golf balls, she now knows where to look.
Thanks, But We Don't Want a Mel Gibson Comeback
Mel Gibson — the spasming and scandal-ridden one-time movie star — is poised to debut his first starring-role movie in eight years. Articles are being written about a Comeback! The questions is, do we really want Mel Gibson back?
Coming Soon: Airplane Air Bags
Air France flight 447 plunged 35,000 feet into the Atlantic earlier this month, obliterating everyone aboard. Last night, a Yemenia Airways flight ditched in the Indian Ocean, killing 152. If only those planes had been equipped with air bags!
No Need to Throw Your Copy of Nylon in the Trash Any More! (Updated)
Haha, Nylon magazine has hit upon a "novel" solution to save money, if "novel" means "kind of like a big scam." It's *informing* subscribers that they'll now be getting their issues in digital format. Okay?
You Are Invited To Karaoke With Flacks
In what could accurately be described as a gross perversion of natural law, a PR firm is attempting to hold a cutesy karaoke mixer party entitled "Flacks, Hacks, and Friends." This phrase makes no sense. Hacks are certainly not friends with flacks, on general principle. Most hacks aren't popular or social enough to…
