Noel Biderman, the CEO of Ashley Madison’s parent company (Avid Life Media), is officially stepping down in the wake of the unprecedented leak. An act which will, presumably, allow him to give his nascent screenwriting career the attention it so very much deserves.
The CEO of Ashley Madison Was Secretly Working on a Screenplay About Jews, Dildos, and How Awesome Ashley Madison Is

The most recent Ashley Madison data dump promises to reveal plenty of incriminating information on its widely reviled CEO Noel Biderman. But so far, nothing we’ve found in this newest leak has been quite as imminently painful as Biderman’s 100-page, Ashley Madison-themed screenplay: In Bed With Ashley Madison.