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    Aniston Gets Package from (Nearly) Wed-Ex
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    Image of jwick25 jwick25
    04/29/09

    In reply to Aniston Gets Package from (Nearly) Wed-Ex
    Jennifer heads to the post office to mail a swine flu-o-gram to the Jolie-Pitts.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    04/29/09

    In reply to Aniston Gets Package from (Nearly) Wed-Ex
    her problem: her head is 2.5 x larger than the normal head.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    04/29/09

    @if_i_only_had_a_heart: she's a John Tenniel drawing.
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    04/30/09

    @if_i_only_had_a_heart:


    Nearly everybody who is successful on television has a giant puppet head on a tiny body. Something about the medium or the camera adding 10 pounds or whatever...

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    Image of 24-7 24-7
    04/29/09

    In reply to Aniston Gets Package from (Nearly) Wed-Ex
    "I'm an attractive and rich actress, but I don't have a man, so according to Gawker, my life must be sad and empty."
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    04/29/09

    @24-7: Well I'll give you 'rich,' attractive and actress however...
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    04/29/09

    @24-7: I don't think anyone thought she was empty until she started dating John Mayer.
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    04/29/09

    @jasonelias: Again. After he dumped her the first time.
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    04/30/09

    @24-7: Naw, she's just desperate for babies.
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    Image of MattGaymon MattGaymon
    04/29/09

    In reply to Aniston Gets Package from (Nearly) Wed-Ex
    Jennifer Suddenly Remembers a Dream About Becoming WWE Character "An-thrax"
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    Image of meechybee meechybee
    04/29/09

    In reply to Aniston Gets Package from (Nearly) Wed-Ex
    Ugh. Every time I hear "The Baster" I think of Octomom.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    04/29/09

    @meechybee: the whole thing, from the deception premise featuring a child to Juliette Lewis to Jeffrey Euginedes to post-heyday Goldblum (sorry, but something feels slick about that) just gives me morning sickness. All I would need to be hospitalized is Matthew McConaughey wedged in there somewhere.
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    Image of Miss Bojangles Miss Bojangles
    04/29/09

    In reply to Aniston Gets Package from (Nearly) Wed-Ex
    What is it with these celebrities only dating other top celebrities?


    If Jennifer found a nice boy with a career of his own as a doctor or lawyer or even a plumber I'm sure she'd be much happier instead of chasing after these megalo maniacs.


    Has she ever dated someone that is not famous? From Brad Pitt to Vince Vaughn to John Mayer to Gerard Butler....I'm beginning to think she has such a big ego she won't date anything less.

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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    04/29/09

    @Miss Bojangles: once you've fucked Brad Pitt, really where can you go but down?
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    04/29/09

    In reply to Aniston Gets Package from (Nearly) Wed-Ex
    SWINE FLU PROTECTION UR DOIN' IT RONG.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    04/29/09

    In reply to Aniston Gets Package from (Nearly) Wed-Ex
    Early Working Draft of "The Baster" Sequel: "Forceps"
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    04/29/09

    In reply to Aniston Gets Package from (Nearly) Wed-Ex
    'Phantom of the Soap-Opera'
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    04/29/09

    In reply to Aniston Gets Package from (Nearly) Wed-Ex
    "It's My New Screenplay. I Call It The Curious Case of a Guy Who Used To Be a Man, But Began To Age Backwards and Turned Into a Little Boy and Made All the Wrong Life Choices."
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    Image of Understater Understater
    04/29/09

    In reply to Aniston Gets Package from (Nearly) Wed-Ex
    Jean Reno cameo.
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    04/29/09

    In reply to Aniston Gets Package from (Nearly) Wed-Ex
    Wanna be sad? There's an app for that!
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    04/29/09

    In reply to Aniston Gets Package from (Nearly) Wed-Ex
    Along Came a 9 x 13 Twin-Pocket Poly Folder
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    Image of woolfman woolfman
    04/29/09

    In reply to Aniston Gets Package from (Nearly) Wed-Ex
    Also, am I seeing grey in those roots?
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    Image of dolemite1975 dolemite1975
    04/29/09

    @woolfman: I think it is the angle/highlights.
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    04/29/09

    @dolemite1975: That's what I told everyone when I was forty, too.
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    Image of Cheap Shot Cheap Shot
    04/29/09

    In reply to Aniston Gets Package from (Nearly) Wed-Ex
    Jeez! what a hairline on that beeg heeeead.
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