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    Julia Allison to Air on Most Obscure Channel Possible

    Julia Allison parody funnier than anything she's ever produced
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    Image of RonMwangaguhunga RonMwangaguhunga
    03/10/09

    In reply to Julia Allison to Air on Most Obscure Channel Possible
    I refuse to discuss Julia Allison except to say that I refuse to discuss her.
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    Image of overunderover overunderover
    03/10/09

    In reply to Julia Allison to Air on Most Obscure Channel Possible
    Wait, why is Valerie Bertinelli in that screen grab?
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    Image of contradicto contradicto
    03/10/09

    @overunderover:
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    Image of Nick Douglas Nick Douglas
    03/09/09

    In reply to Julia Allison to Air on Most Obscure Channel Possible
    "Anything, surely, except relish." And that's how Owen Thomas made good for every bad joke he'd ever written.
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    Image of Owen Thomas Owen Thomas
    03/10/09

    @Nick Douglas: A lot to make up for, isn't it?
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    03/09/09

    In reply to Julia Allison to Air on Most Obscure Channel Possible
    harvard b-school acceptances -- did they mail yet?


    wait, let's use teh google


    here we go


    Round 1

    apply/ October 15, 2008: notified January 21, 2009


    Round 2

    apply/ January 6, 2009: notified April 2, 2009


    Round 3

    apply/ March 11, 2009 May 13, 2009

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    Image of contradicto contradicto
    03/09/09

    In reply to Julia Allison to Air on Most Obscure Channel Possible
    Well I guess some congratulations are in order.


    BRAVO, Julia! (Oh. . .wait)

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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    03/09/09

    @contradicto: so so so cold. xxoo
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    Image of kitkatsplash kitkatsplash
    03/09/09

    @contradicto: Yeah, hot shit.
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    Image of HandsomeBwonderful HandsomeBwonderful
    03/09/09

    In reply to Julia Allison to Air on Most Obscure Channel Possible
    I heard she just signed a contract with HBO. $19.95 a month, and it includes Cinemax. ZING!
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    Image of PromQueen PromQueen
    03/09/09

    In reply to Julia Allison to Air on Most Obscure Channel Possible
    Why does she look so old??
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    03/09/09

    @PromQueen: she looks great for 45, what do u mean?
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    Image of Mackintosh-Toffee Mackintosh-Toffee
    03/09/09

    In reply to Julia Allison to Air on Most Obscure Channel Possible
    OMG PEOPLE! BUT. SHE. IS. JUST. SO. FREAKING. HAPPY. ABOUT. THIS. BIG. BIG. NEWS. PEOPLE!!! OMG!!!


    And what i'd like to know is, who the hell is this big Twitter 'source' claiming Asha jumped ship? I would like to believe that Meghanaise has jumped ship, but i need more evidence to believe it.



    Also, the mayo analogy is a good one. But i am thinking TMI is like the ketchup on the meat. Just b/c ketchup reminds me of clowns.


    As does Jackles' face in that screen grab. Tranny Clown Plastic Surgery Meatloaf Surprise.

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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    03/09/09

    @Mackintosh-Toffee: really kind of unfair to our transgendered friends and loved ones; they have much better taste
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    Image of Mackintosh-Toffee Mackintosh-Toffee
    03/09/09

    @if_i_only_had_a_heart: Actually you got me there. You are exactly correct. I stand corrected. Let's change it to:


    Trashy Clown Plastic Surgery Meatloaf Surprise.

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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    03/09/09

    @Mackintosh-Toffee: oh yes, totes
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    Image of karion karion
    03/09/09

    In reply to Julia Allison to Air on Most Obscure Channel Possible
    And just when I was about to forsake you, Owen. Bleach those Valleywag roots, once and for all.


    Julia Allison is now publicly admitted filler for a news channel no one has heard of or watches. Like a ProActiv commercial, only with 100% less Jessica Simpson and 99% less revenue.


    I can think of no one more qualified to be a fluffer for an obscure regional telecast that a woman who exudes less appeal (sex or otherwise) than David Hasselhoff on a bender with a burger.

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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    03/09/09

    In reply to Julia Allison to Air on Most Obscure Channel Possible
    ...so...if you work at Gawker and are named Richard, you are automatically blessed with hilarity?
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    03/09/09

    @Mount_Prion: yes
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    03/09/09

    In reply to Julia Allison to Air on Most Obscure Channel Possible
    wait, i heard she did a deal to be on the tv in the taxis. not true?
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    Image of kitkatsplash kitkatsplash
    03/09/09

    @if_i_only_had_a_heart: Omg. I totally just snorted. Yeah, Taxis and bathroom tvs in hotels.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    03/09/09

    @kitkatsplash: xxoo
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    Image of contradicto contradicto
    03/09/09

    @if_i_only_had_a_heart: From NonSociety:


    "


    File Under: Better than … Not … Airing!


    Whatever Gawker may say, we're really, really excited about the new channel - and given that I watch most of my TV in the backs of cabs anyway (which is a distribution portal they plan to use), it means a lot to me, personally. :) We're proud to be a part of something like this!"


    She does realize that airing on televisions in taxis is a not a good thing, right?

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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    03/09/09

    @contradicto: zomg that was like practically in realtime. or precog. maybe there *is* a taxi tv deal.
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    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    03/09/09

    In reply to Julia Allison to Air on Most Obscure Channel Possible
    What is the technical name for the level below basic cable?
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    Image of HandsomeBwonderful HandsomeBwonderful
    03/09/09

    @onebadclam: Obscurity.
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    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    03/09/09

    @HandsomeBwonderful: I prefer the Juliasphere.
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    03/09/09

    @onebadclam: Hades.
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    Image of The One The One
    03/09/09

    @onebadclam: Local access. Sort of like Wayne's World, but with none of the style, charm and class.
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    Image of jgh jgh
    03/09/09

    In reply to Julia Allison to Air on Most Obscure Channel Possible
    If TMI has been picked up by NBC does that mean NNN sold it? Possibly to get rid of completely unprofitable content on an unsuspecting conglomerate?
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    Image of kitkatsplash kitkatsplash
    03/09/09

    In reply to Julia Allison to Air on Most Obscure Channel Possible
    So twitter is lit with rumors that Asha is leaving Nonsociety and, yet, she's going to SXSW next week with Allison? This story is confusing.
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    Image of The One The One
    03/09/09

    @kitkatsplash: Anyone other than Julia claim that she and Meghan are going to SXSW? Remember, Julia claimed that she was going to be speaking at MIT today.
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    Image of FaceMelter FaceMelter
    03/09/09

    @kitkatsplash:


    It's not like she ever did anything anyway. Posting pictures of yourself, buying Apple computers, and recapping days old tech stories does not make you a technology blogger or whatever she fancied herself. I didn't really keep up with her nothingness, but whenever I looked, her musings usually consisted of a sentence or two and an outbound link. In addition, there was never any focus in her postings. Her area of the site is like the occasionally updated blog of a 16 year old girl. Vacant and boring.

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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    03/10/09

    @FaceMelter: so unfair to 16 yo girls.
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    Image of Trixie from Toronto Trixie from Toronto
    03/09/09

    In reply to Julia Allison to Air on Most Obscure Channel Possible
    That screen grab of her there. Is it just me, or has something ... changed?
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