Drunk Bear Family Downs Over 100 Beers During Bear Rager
Bears breaking into places and behaving like adorable gluttons is totally a thing now. First, the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory incident, and now a Norwegian bear party.
Snoop Dogg’s Pockets Are Bursting with Weed and Cash and Norway Can’t Handle It
Norwegian customs officials briefly detained "an American artist" at the airport Thursday, after it was discovered bringing a little bit of marijuana and a lot-tle bit of cash into the country. The AP is reporting that artist was Snoop Dogg, who was scheduled to headline Norway's Hove music festival Thursday, and…
U.S. Still Not the Best Place to Be a Mom, Despite Unparalleled Access to the Doritos Locos Taco
The United States is a slightly better place to be a mom this year than it was last year, according to the annual State of the World's Mothers report released by the Save the Children international aid organization earlier this week.
Norwegian Gunman Has Only Crazy Things to Say
Anders Behring Breivik, the Norwegian terrorist who massacred 77 people, many of them teenagers, last summer, made his first appearance in court today, and he had some crazy things to say.
Comment of the Day: Milking the Puns
Today we learned all about the shortage of butter in Norway. Very much in keeping with today's pun-filled posts on Gawker, one commenter finds a whey to accurately express their reaction to the lack of dairy in Norway.
Norwegian Butter Crisis Escalates as Swedes Arrested in Smuggling Scheme
The grim situation in Scandinavia worsened over the weekend as the Norwegian government, attempting to cling to power in the face of a severe butter shortage, arrested two Swedes who'd been attempting to smuggle 550 pounds of butter over the border.
Anders Behring Breivik Will Likely Avoid Prison
Anders Behring Breivik — the man who last July hunted down and killed 69 teenagers on the Norwegian island of Utoya just hours after he set off a car bomb in Oslo that killed eight — has been declared "psychotic" during the attacks by two forensic psychiatrists.
Lacoste Doesn't Appreciate Norwegian Terrorist's Free Advertising
Norwegian terrorist Anders Behring Breivik — a big fan of wetsuits, hazmat suits and Lacoste sweaters — has enraged iconic French fashion brand Lacoste by mentioning the company in his manifesto and wearing it repeatedly outside of jail. In fact, the unwanted attention is getting so bad that the company has written to…
Giant Eagles 'Could Target Children'
The Scottish government recently imported 14 sea eagles from Norway, to reintroduce the giant bird of prey into the wilds of Scotland. Unfortunately, they chose areas not quite wild enough, according to the Scottish Gamekeepers Association, which is calling for an inquiry into the feathered monsters with wingspans of…
Norwegian Police Arrest Another Right-Wing Extremist
Police in Norway have arrested another man whose hobbies allegedly include stockpiling weapons and explosives and espousing extreme right-wing ideologies. So far police haven't identified any connection between the man and Anders Behring Breivik, the right-wing extremist responsible for the July 22 bombing in Oslo and…
Lesbian Couple Rescued 40 Teens During Norway Massacre
A full week after their incredibly heroic efforts made the pages of Finland's largest daily newspaper, their story has bobbed its way across the Atlantic and onto our shores. It concerns Hege Dalen and Toril Hansen, a lesbian couple from Norway who were sharing a quiet dinner near the doomed island of Utoya when they…
Norway Shooter's 'Classic Aryan Face' Came from Plastic Surgery
Norwegian terrorist Anders Behring Breivik apparently told a school friend that he'd had nose and chin jobs performed in America years ago. Norway's intel chief Janne Kristiansen took notice, saying, "He has the perfect, classic Aryan face."

