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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/27/09

    In reply to Five Ways to Avoid a Black Friday Trampling
    Why can't all advice be this funny AND this useful?!
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    Image of bodegacat bodegacat
    11/27/09

    In reply to Five Ways to Avoid a Black Friday Trampling

    You could combine 1, 2, 3 and 4 by yelling "Look, it's Rob Pattinson!" and then pushing through in a tight V-formation in this uniform:
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    Image of Dot Dot
    11/27/09

    @bodegacat: I would be quite relieved to see something that normal at a Wal-Mart. Plus, good combo!
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/27/09

    @Dot: LOL. I bet People of Walmart will be posting some fascinating pictures in the next few days.
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    Image of Meercat Meercat
    11/27/09

    @Novaload: if you haven't been to peopleofwalmart.com, go now.
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    Image of Meercat Meercat
    11/27/09

    @bodegacat: is that guy second from the right Jon Gosselin?
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/27/09

    @Meercat: Are you kidding? I bookmarked that the day it was created!
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    11/27/09

    @Meercat: good eye - and sad now, to think of over-bikinied Kate - how could she compete with that?
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    11/27/09

    @Dot: bwah! i think they misappropriated a blue-light special for tweens on aisle 13.
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    Image of Dot Dot
    11/27/09

    In reply to Five Ways to Avoid a Black Friday Trampling
    My brush with (the Wal-Mart, Black Friday) death:
    Because of hangovers and still being awake, and after a vicious T-giving fest with my family, my manfriend and I decided to check out the 5 a.m. extravaganza at Wallyworld. Incipient brain death was our only excuse, not only for being at Black Friday, but for being at (for fuck's sake) Wal-Mart at all, ever. After pulling up in the car and viewing the inbred, wild-eyed, ravenous crowd huddled together in a seething mass of undulating hell, we said "Fuck, no", and left to go get pancakes.
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    Image of Aidan_ Aidan_
    11/26/09

    In reply to Five Ways to Avoid a Black Friday Trampling
    I was dragged to a Black Friday sale at a Circuit City by my yuppy cousin two years ago. Never again. Online shopping and excursions to the mall in mid-December for me, thanks.
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    11/26/09

    In reply to Five Ways to Avoid a Black Friday Trampling
    If you get caught wearing a Walmart uniform you will lose your health benefits no matter where you work.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/27/09

    @Mike Jahn: Black humor on black Friday--kudos.
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    Image of Rozelle’s Bagman Rozelle’s Bagman
    11/26/09

    In reply to Five Ways to Avoid a Black Friday Trampling
    The wedge is illegal this year. You can get the chair in the usual states.
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    Image of LeftCoastLady LeftCoastLady
    11/26/09

    In reply to Five Ways to Avoid a Black Friday Trampling
    or else you'll all go down like Tila Tequila at the dick buffet.

    *golf clap* Excellent.
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    Atilla the Bun promoted this comment Edited by LeftCoastLady at 11/26/09 3:22 PM LeftCoastLady was starred LeftCoastLady was unstarred
    Image of Atilla the Bun Atilla the Bun
    11/26/09

    @LeftCoastLady: My thoughts exactly. I love this whole post in fact. Of course, I'm also drunk.
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    Image of DeadliestSin DeadliestSin
    10/28/09

    In reply to Nothing Says Halloween and British Like a Robert Pattinson Cross Stitch
    Does the thread come with glitter woven in? #robertpattinson
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    10/27/09

    In reply to Nothing Says Halloween and British Like a Robert Pattinson Cross Stitch
    I started looking at this and wondering how long it would take me to complete... I think it's time for me to get a job, and pronto at that! #robertpattinson
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    10/27/09

    In reply to Nothing Says Halloween and British Like a Robert Pattinson Cross Stitch
    I've been in the market for a good lookin throw pillow! #robertpattinson
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    Image of Adah Adah
    10/27/09

    In reply to Nothing Says Halloween and British Like a Robert Pattinson Cross Stitch

    If someone makes a Lite Brite from this pattern, my life will be complete. #robertpattinson
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    10/27/09

    @Adah: I'm disturbingly tempted. Dusting off my soldering iron as we speak... #robertpattinson
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    Image of TableNein TableNein
    10/27/09

    In reply to Nothing Says Halloween and British Like a Robert Pattinson Cross Stitch
    needs stink lines. #robertpattinson
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    Image of blix blix
    10/27/09

    In reply to Nothing Says Halloween and British Like a Robert Pattinson Cross Stitch
    This plus my Zac Efron throw rug really ties the room together. #robertpattinson
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    10/27/09

    @blix: Hook rug, you definitely meant hook rug. #robertpattinson
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    Image of blix blix
    10/27/09

    @misslinda: Oooo, crafty! Thanks. #robertpattinson
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    10/27/09

    @blix: No problem. The church my husband's family goes to has a 10 foot tall hook rug of Jeezus on the cross in the lobby. It is spectacular. I would love for someone to do a Robert Patterson hook rug and mail it to them in the hopes that they would hang it up next to Jeezus, not knowing it was the image of a sexxxxy heathen vampire. So think about it blix, think about it. #robertpattinson
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    Image of blix blix
    10/27/09

    @misslinda: I love the way you think, which should really be a concern to your friends and family. Off the the craft store! #robertpattinson
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    10/28/09

    @misslinda: I'm ashamed to admit it, but I know that cross-stitch patterns translate perfectly to hooked rugs. They have to be adapted for knitting, because knit stitches are not perfectly square. #robertpattinson
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    10/27/09

    In reply to Nothing Says Halloween and British Like a Robert Pattinson Cross Stitch
    This is just like the time I made a Nipsey Russell pantyhose doll out of some coffee colored L'Eggs. #robertpattinson
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    10/27/09

    In reply to Nothing Says Halloween and British Like a Robert Pattinson Cross Stitch
    If you want to win the affections of a 200 year old vampire, adopt the hobbies of a 90 year old. #robertpattinson
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