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    Image of DeadliestSin DeadliestSin
    10/28/09

    In reply to Nothing Says Halloween and British Like a Robert Pattinson Cross Stitch
    Does the thread come with glitter woven in? #robertpattinson
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    10/27/09

    In reply to Nothing Says Halloween and British Like a Robert Pattinson Cross Stitch
    I started looking at this and wondering how long it would take me to complete... I think it's time for me to get a job, and pronto at that! #robertpattinson
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    10/27/09

    In reply to Nothing Says Halloween and British Like a Robert Pattinson Cross Stitch
    I've been in the market for a good lookin throw pillow! #robertpattinson
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    Image of Adah Adah
    10/27/09

    In reply to Nothing Says Halloween and British Like a Robert Pattinson Cross Stitch

    If someone makes a Lite Brite from this pattern, my life will be complete. #robertpattinson
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    10/27/09

    @Adah: I'm disturbingly tempted. Dusting off my soldering iron as we speak... #robertpattinson
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    Image of TableNein TableNein
    10/27/09

    In reply to Nothing Says Halloween and British Like a Robert Pattinson Cross Stitch
    needs stink lines. #robertpattinson
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    Image of blix blix
    10/27/09

    In reply to Nothing Says Halloween and British Like a Robert Pattinson Cross Stitch
    This plus my Zac Efron throw rug really ties the room together. #robertpattinson
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    10/27/09

    @blix: Hook rug, you definitely meant hook rug. #robertpattinson
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    10/27/09

    @misslinda: Oooo, crafty! Thanks. #robertpattinson
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    10/27/09

    @blix: No problem. The church my husband's family goes to has a 10 foot tall hook rug of Jeezus on the cross in the lobby. It is spectacular. I would love for someone to do a Robert Patterson hook rug and mail it to them in the hopes that they would hang it up next to Jeezus, not knowing it was the image of a sexxxxy heathen vampire. So think about it blix, think about it. #robertpattinson
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    10/27/09

    @misslinda: I love the way you think, which should really be a concern to your friends and family. Off the the craft store! #robertpattinson
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    10/28/09

    @misslinda: I'm ashamed to admit it, but I know that cross-stitch patterns translate perfectly to hooked rugs. They have to be adapted for knitting, because knit stitches are not perfectly square. #robertpattinson
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    10/27/09

    In reply to Nothing Says Halloween and British Like a Robert Pattinson Cross Stitch
    This is just like the time I made a Nipsey Russell pantyhose doll out of some coffee colored L'Eggs. #robertpattinson
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    10/27/09

    In reply to Nothing Says Halloween and British Like a Robert Pattinson Cross Stitch
    If you want to win the affections of a 200 year old vampire, adopt the hobbies of a 90 year old. #robertpattinson
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    Image of goetz goetz
    10/27/09

    In reply to Nothing Says Halloween and British Like a Robert Pattinson Cross Stitch
    Will someone fill in the colors, please? #robertpattinson
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    10/27/09

    In reply to Nothing Says Halloween and British Like a Robert Pattinson Cross Stitch
    By "the vampire world" they mean Hollywood, right? #robertpattinson
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    10/27/09

    In reply to Nothing Says Halloween and British Like a Robert Pattinson Cross Stitch
    A macraméd vampire? Why isn't this being offered in leather craft? #robertpattinson
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    10/27/09

    @BadUncle: Don't be crewel. #robertpattinson
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    10/27/09

    @scroll_lock: the textile puns are looming ahead. #robertpattinson
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    10/27/09

    @BadUncle: That's because you're warped. #robertpattinson
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    Image of TableNein TableNein
    10/27/09

    @scroll_lock: or maybe he has a bias #robertpattinson
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    10/27/09

    @TableNein: This thread is getting a bit twisted. #robertpattinson
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    10/27/09

    @misslinda: I hope this means you won't bolt. #robertpattinson
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    10/27/09

    @misslinda: Cut it out. All of you. Or else I'll bolt. #robertpattinson
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    10/27/09

    @TableNein: He does, but more so toward the Captain and Chenille. #robertpattinson
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    Image of TableNein TableNein
    10/27/09

    @scroll_lock: I wanted to go see them play at a lounge once, but I got carded at the door. I was underage so I weft. #robertpattinson
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    10/27/09

    @TableNein: I hear you. I hemmed and hawed about going but instead wound up in the ER with a herringbone stuck in my throat. By the time I darted back, it was over. #robertpattinson
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    10/27/09

    @scroll_lock: I know how that is-- I had to shuttle over to the hospital myself. They had to remove the houndstooth after I was bit by a dog. #robertpattinson
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    10/27/09

    @scroll_lock: its a good thing you didn't dye. #robertpattinson
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    10/27/09

    @TableNein: @Brian Moylan: I feel like such a foulard. #robertpattinson
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    10/27/09

    @TableNein: That's when I found religion and became a Muslin. #robertpattinson
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    Image of kimsama kimsama
    10/27/09

    @scroll_lock: That's shear madness! #robertpattinson
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    10/27/09

    @kimsama: Plus, they fleeced me on the bill. #robertpattinson
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    10/27/09

    @TableNein: Thank goodness, I was on pins and needles! #robertpattinson
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    10/27/09

    @scroll_lock: Well, the whole experience makes for a good yarn. #robertpattinson
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    10/27/09

    @kimsama: this thread is getting pretty long. #robertpattinson
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    Image of BlushResponse BlushResponse
    10/23/09

    In reply to Six Truly Scary Halloween Costumes We Can Endorse

    Sexy Cheney, please. #halloween
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    10/23/09

    In reply to Six Truly Scary Halloween Costumes We Can Endorse
    Costume: Julia Child (or, Meryl Streep as Julia Child)
    What You'll Need: Mouse-brown wig with short loose curls, blouse with a somewhat suggestive neckline, skirt (on the tighter side, above knees), apron (or kitchen towel tucked into skirt), strands of pearls, pearl earrings, wooden spoon and other kitchen tools in apron pocket. Extra: Prop glass of wine.
    Works Best For: Tall women or men who are not skinny.
    Bonus: Annoy everyone around you by speaking the entire evening in Child’s distinctive hooty falsetto.
    Recommended By: iplaudius #halloween
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    Image of Solomon Grundy Solomon Grundy
    10/23/09

    In reply to Six Truly Scary Halloween Costumes We Can Endorse
    Hm, I like the first one, but I worry it would just come across as "Puffy Patrick Bateman." Or, worse, I used to work at McKinsey, so "Puffy 4-Years-Ago Me." Eeek, maybe I'll just be a toilet paper mummy again. #halloween
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    Image of Lucky Lucky
    10/23/09

    In reply to Six Truly Scary Halloween Costumes We Can Endorse
    I just looked at the original John Fitzgerald Page post and those comments are HILARIOUS. Fantastic stuff.

    [gawker.com] #halloween
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