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    Image of manchops manchops
    05:40 PM

    In reply to How to Exact Online Revenge, As Taught by the Wall Street Journal
    ok, I'll admit. I only clicked on the link to see a bigger version of that cat photo. Totally worth it.

    Anyone else care to come clean?
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    02:40 PM

    In reply to How to Exact Online Revenge, As Taught by the Wall Street Journal
    I can't tell whether that cat is happy, angry, or doing the wave.

    Either way, I just want to snuggle him.
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    Image of Jamie Peck Jamie Peck
    01:38 PM

    In reply to How to Exact Online Revenge, As Taught by the Wall Street Journal
    I was hoping this article would mention Sorry Mom (I bang the worst dudes). It is online revenge action to the max and its numbers are growing...chick who runs it is even doing a panel at SXSW Interactive this year. Worst dudes beware.
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    Image of KikiCanuck KikiCanuck
    06:41 PM

    @Jamie Peck: Bless you - that site is pure vindictive internet joy. A perfect antidote to that time in your life when all your girlfriends/gayfriends are in good relationships, and you're dying for the days of anoxia-inducing laughter at the expense of incompetant lovers... but without the annoyance of having to pick anyone up in New Jersey when they wake up and can't find their pants.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    01:33 PM

    In reply to How to Exact Online Revenge, As Taught by the Wall Street Journal
    Just one quibble with the lede: I was a nasty, vengeful monster before there was an Internet.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    02:35 PM

    @Smitros: Consider the interwebs your sharpening steel.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    05:02 PM

    @BadUncle: If I had a heart, it would be warmed by that thought.
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    12:49 PM

    In reply to How to Exact Online Revenge, As Taught by the Wall Street Journal
    Am I suffering from online disinhibition if I put a bag of flaming poop on their laptop?
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    Image of You Cannot Untoast You Cannot Untoast
    12:54 PM

    @Private Hangnail: Just put a few drops of water on their "e" key, and short it out. Harder to trace, and the damage is more frustrating.
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    BettyCrocker promoted this comment You Cannot Untoast was starred You Cannot Untoast was unstarred
    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    01:05 PM

    @You Cannot Untoast: Or install NetNanny and print out your findings for distribution to everyone on your shared Christmas card list.

    Bonanza: it will slow their system down to molasses.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/27/09

    In reply to Five Ways to Avoid a Black Friday Trampling
    Why can't all advice be this funny AND this useful?!
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    Image of bodegacat bodegacat
    11/27/09

    In reply to Five Ways to Avoid a Black Friday Trampling

    You could combine 1, 2, 3 and 4 by yelling "Look, it's Rob Pattinson!" and then pushing through in a tight V-formation in this uniform:
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    Image of Dot Dot
    11/27/09

    @bodegacat: I would be quite relieved to see something that normal at a Wal-Mart. Plus, good combo!
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/27/09

    @Dot: LOL. I bet People of Walmart will be posting some fascinating pictures in the next few days.
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    Image of Meercat Meercat
    11/27/09

    @Novaload: if you haven't been to peopleofwalmart.com, go now.
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    Image of Meercat Meercat
    11/27/09

    @bodegacat: is that guy second from the right Jon Gosselin?
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/27/09

    @Meercat: Are you kidding? I bookmarked that the day it was created!
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    Image of bodegacat bodegacat
    11/27/09

    @Meercat: good eye - and sad now, to think of over-bikinied Kate - how could she compete with that?
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    Image of bodegacat bodegacat
    11/27/09

    @Dot: bwah! i think they misappropriated a blue-light special for tweens on aisle 13.
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    Image of Dot Dot
    11/27/09

    In reply to Five Ways to Avoid a Black Friday Trampling
    My brush with (the Wal-Mart, Black Friday) death:
    Because of hangovers and still being awake, and after a vicious T-giving fest with my family, my manfriend and I decided to check out the 5 a.m. extravaganza at Wallyworld. Incipient brain death was our only excuse, not only for being at Black Friday, but for being at (for fuck's sake) Wal-Mart at all, ever. After pulling up in the car and viewing the inbred, wild-eyed, ravenous crowd huddled together in a seething mass of undulating hell, we said "Fuck, no", and left to go get pancakes.
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    Image of Aidan_ Aidan_
    11/26/09

    In reply to Five Ways to Avoid a Black Friday Trampling
    I was dragged to a Black Friday sale at a Circuit City by my yuppy cousin two years ago. Never again. Online shopping and excursions to the mall in mid-December for me, thanks.
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    11/26/09

    In reply to Five Ways to Avoid a Black Friday Trampling
    If you get caught wearing a Walmart uniform you will lose your health benefits no matter where you work.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/27/09

    @Mike Jahn: Black humor on black Friday--kudos.
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    Image of Rozelle’s Bagman Rozelle’s Bagman
    11/26/09

    In reply to Five Ways to Avoid a Black Friday Trampling
    The wedge is illegal this year. You can get the chair in the usual states.
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    Image of LeftCoastLady LeftCoastLady
    11/26/09

    In reply to Five Ways to Avoid a Black Friday Trampling
    or else you'll all go down like Tila Tequila at the dick buffet.

    *golf clap* Excellent.
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    Atilla the Bun promoted this comment Edited by LeftCoastLady at 11/26/09 3:22 PM LeftCoastLady was starred LeftCoastLady was unstarred
    Image of Atilla the Bun Atilla the Bun
    11/26/09

    @LeftCoastLady: My thoughts exactly. I love this whole post in fact. Of course, I'm also drunk.
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    Image of DeadliestSin DeadliestSin
    10/28/09

    In reply to Nothing Says Halloween and British Like a Robert Pattinson Cross Stitch
    Does the thread come with glitter woven in? #robertpattinson
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    10/27/09

    In reply to Nothing Says Halloween and British Like a Robert Pattinson Cross Stitch
    I started looking at this and wondering how long it would take me to complete... I think it's time for me to get a job, and pronto at that! #robertpattinson
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    10/27/09

    In reply to Nothing Says Halloween and British Like a Robert Pattinson Cross Stitch
    I've been in the market for a good lookin throw pillow! #robertpattinson
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