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    Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Consider the Doorman

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    Image of flavorflav flavorflav
    09/27/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Consider the Doorman
    No Gawker mention of the gay couple that farms near St. Charles, Iowa and has no discernible connection to New York yet somehow ended up in the Sunday Weddings. Iowa: +1
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    09/27/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Consider the Doorman
    Congrats, Gabe + bride! Here's my non-Sonoma Williams gift for you guys:
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    09/27/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Consider the Doorman
    Conjoined Face Syndrome again rears it's two-faced head. (It is no longer correct to say Siamese Face Syndrome, as even those from Bangkok now use the term Thai Stick.)

    Apparently, the Ivy-educated ones are immune to the disease.
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    09/27/09

    @son of spam: My parents still refer to my college roommate as "that Oriental girl". They mean well!
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    09/27/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Consider the Doorman
    Great post as always, Phyllis!

    Although I am miffed that this is the first I've heard of Gabriel's nuptuals. I'm so far out of the loop I feel like the aglet at the end of an untied shoelace!*

    (* I just invented this turn of phrase. However, I am open-sourcing it into the public domain, so all are welcome to reuse it if they wish.)
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    09/27/09

    @MisterHippity: I'm so far out of the loop I feel like a dropped stitch on one of granny's homemade cardigans.
    I'm so far out of the loop I feel like a drunk nascar driver who flipped over the embankment at the indie 500.

    Just trying to keep the impulse moving...
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    09/27/09

    @pony_express: I'm so far out of the loop I feel like a runaway steer at the rodeo!
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    09/27/09

    @MisterHippity: "Aglet?" And how is that pronounced, pray tell? Silent "a"?
    Hip, you should hie thee over to the Safire thread where we are striving to do violence to the English language.
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    09/27/09

    @MisterHippity: I like that one best! Here's my last effort: I am so far out of the loop I feel like a fell off the ferris wheel at the county fair.
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    09/27/09

    @MisterHippity: I'm so far out of the loop I feel like a buggy ride at a Formula One race. (You can replace "buggy ride" with "Trabant," or "Yugo," too.)
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    09/27/09

    @irishbreakfast: Yeah, you know - these things. Aglets!

    In quote Readers Digest: It pays to increase your word power.
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    09/27/09

    @MisterHippity: I was trying to upload an image there. I'll give it another shot.
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    09/27/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Consider the Doorman
    I wish them well- a very nice-looking couple- but something about the lady and the doorman reminded me of Seinfeld:

    George: Why are chambermaids so sexy?
    Jerry: (shrugs) It's a woman in your room.


    I realize the NYC dating scene can be rough- how nice to come home, makeup smeared after a good cry, and have a handsome doorman be nice to you, as he is contractually obliged to be? There's a power differential between a CNN producer and her doorman- what if the sexes were reversed? Ah, I'm being too cynical- these kids will make it, and I wish them the best.

    That last couple: how could you omit O'Donoghue being "associate counsel to President George W. Bush" since 2007?
    Fending off torture and war crimes lawsuits? -200

    Congratulations to Gabriel. And I'd love to see pictures of Mr. Denton's Klaus Nomi avant-garde tuxedo.
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    09/27/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Consider the Doorman
    I believe Woot sells gift cards. Anyone in for $5.? I don't see a refurbed Roomba on their registry, but who doesn't need another refurbed Roomba? Unless that's what Denton gave them...
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    Image of Nic Fit Nic Fit
    09/27/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Consider the Doorman
    I have that All Clad 12 inch skillet. It seriously kicks ass! Less interested in the married ppl.
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    Image of Peter Feld Peter Feld
    09/27/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Consider the Doorman
    Congrats Gabriel and Chris!

    (Gawker comments are the new Facebook.)
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    Image of MattGaymon MattGaymon
    09/27/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Consider the Doorman
    I do wish Anne Barrington Claiborne and Richard Graham Foote O'Donoghue had wed and combined names. All of them.
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    09/27/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Consider the Doorman
    doesn't anyone have drive thru weddings anymore?
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    09/27/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Consider the Doorman
    No, but honestly, a $115 frying pan? Gabriel, I know you're on your honeymoon and all, but at some point, this needs to be answered for. One of you guys better be on some Thomas Keller-level shit.
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    09/27/09

    @Foster Kamer: As an All-Clad using amateur cook, I will say that the Snyders will have this pan until they are so old that they can't remember how to spell brisket. Therefore, it's a good investment.
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    09/27/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Consider the Doorman
    Aw I feel so out of the loop--Mazel Tov, Gabriel! And I totally would've gone in for that apron if someone hadn't already purchased it. Adorable!
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    06/13/09

    In reply to Technical Difficulties
    So...while we're waiting...what happened to T.A.N. on Saturdays? No offense to you Foster, but I looked forward to seeing both of your contributions on Saturday.
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    06/13/09

    @VoxPopuli: I missed him, too! He's on his way back today, which means I get to take my afternoon siesta/hunter-gathering trip outside.
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    06/13/09

    @Foster Kamer: ...Deadspin.
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    06/13/09

    @James Del: Would that be the Deadspin that totally failed to cover this! [http:]>Cheap Shot.
    Orlando is finished and it will be because of this.
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    06/13/09

    @belltolls: Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' bout.
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    06/13/09

    In reply to Technical Difficulties
    Good excuse to get your ass over to the Deadspin meet up for a few hours. Free beer!
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    06/13/09

    @James Del: Yeah, because Gabriel already doesn't think I'm drunk most afternoons.
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    06/13/09

    @Foster Kamer: Think or know? Mind you, Hunter S. Thompson would have drunk-blogged if he'd been a young man in the age of bloggers.
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    06/13/09

    In reply to Technical Difficulties
    In the meantime, make up more awesome tags.
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