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Obama's Body Man Violated
Remember when we met Barack Obama's "body man" this morning? The improbably named Reggie Love? Remember how Obama consoled him when "embarrassing pictures of an inebriated Mr. Love from a fraternity house party surfaced on the Internet"? It took like 20 minutes for people to find these photos! They ought to play well with the "drunk frat cracker" demo. Here's one of the incriminating photos. The NSFW one is after the jump.More »
the riches
Meet the Real Housewife Whose Husband is Buying the 'Times'
So. Remember how Harbinger Capital Partners is buying and destroying the New York Times and the very institution of journalism itself? Almost 500 of you should! While we've focused mainly on jocular idiot Scott Galloway, the marketing professor Harbinger forced onto the Times' board, we neglected to mention that the founder of Harbinger is a character in his own right. His name is Philip Falcone. He owns a hockey team! He bought Bob Guccione's house! Also: he and his wife donated the legal maximum to the Republican National Committee. His wife, by the way, is an aspiring novelist and Look Book participant. And a former "model" who maybe exposed her fake breasts in respectable Hollywood films. After the jump, embarrassing photos of the men who are destroying journalism and the women who are producing their babies. (NSFW!) More »
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Dwarf-Rape Porn Film Makes Compelling Anti-Clinton Argument
So. This is the trailer for a "documentary" called Demons for Hillary. If this trailer is any indication, the film presents a series of man-on-the-street interviews with people who are scared of Hillary Clinton interspersed with pixelated hard-core pornography, including a delightful set piece in which little people in dime-store devil costumes take advantage of nubile young women. Which is why Hillary is not fit to be President. You can download the whole film right now for ten bucks! Could someone else do this and report back to us? We are too scared to. The film came with a baffling press release. "AVAILABILITY: Filmmaker Todd Fligner is available 24/7 -Los Angeles, Ca, nationwide by arrangement and via telephone. Great last minute interview." We're sure! Full press release after the jump. It involves the phrase "threesome tirades." More »
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Face-of-Wonderbra with that porny name, Dita Von Teese, has a predictably porny past. Hot. [Fleshbot]
Face-of-Wonderbra with that porny name, Dita Von Teese, has a predictably porny past. Hot. [Fleshbot]
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What Does NSFW Mean Anyway?
It's an acronym, actually, and it means Not Safe For Work. This week was filled with great NSFW stuff: Lindsay Lohan's boobs, Gene Simmons's sex tape and even part of the Paris Hilton's nipple. But the only thing more depressing than seeing a former rock legend with a flexible blonde is not being able to see it at work. (NSFW) More »
the gays
Marc Jacobs Likes It Seamy
Page Six reported yesterday that the faaabulous fashion designer is rumored to be fooling around with porn star/escort Erik Rhodes. You'll remember that Jacobs' current (past?) boyfriend Jason Preston was also a rent boy before the pair got together. Evidently all three met when Jacobs and Preston invited Rhodes over for a threesome. Rhodes doesn't deny the rumors that the pair are hooking-up on his personal blog. GaySocialites.com speculates that Jacobs is just trying to get back at Preston for doing the same thing. This is all really filthy and tacky and sort of terrific. After the jump, an extremely NSFW video of Rhodes at the RentBoy.com awards last year, at which he won the best Porn Star/Escort award. If you can, please watch it. He's wearing a shirt that says "Hooker" ("designed by my brother") and says that he doesn't usually enjoy the sex he does in "the porns." Le sigh. More »
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The Barely Nude Shots The FCC Spanked Hard
When the FCC proposed fining 50 ABC affiliates $1.4 million for nudity in a five-year-old NYPD Blue Episode Friday, it reasoned that the exposed body parts were "titillating" even though the derriere is not (technically) a sexual organ and even though the scene in question involved a young boy. This week, broadcasters will have their say about an FCC Supreme Court appeal on indecency, so a brave squad of bloggers has taken it upon themselves to review the graphic evidence in the NYPD Blue case. After the jump, one of the "shocking" shots with "a "small portion" of breast, and links to more photos and commentary. You're welcome, in advance, for this important contribution to the national dialog. Also, NSFW, but barely. More »
scary sex chat
Inside The Dirty Dreary Mindrape Of Paul Janka
For those of you who haven't met him, Biblically or otherwise, last week we introduced you to the greatest Casanova of all time, Paul "Jenkem" Janka. One of our intrepid readers took it upon themselves to begin a textual relationship with him. Something we learned is that Janka plays "Would you rather..." quite well and once did it with a dude. WHAT FOLLOWS ARE WORDS THAT ARE NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Or society. More »
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This Is How New York Casanova Paul Janka Works
Paul Janka, who shot to internet infamy this week over his lady-killing ways, delights in the titillation of the written word. A recent or soon-to-be-recent conquest of his sent us this writing of his; she received it from him. It looks to be a form letter. Its content is something of a mix between a instruction manual, street directions and high schooler's version of Les Petits Oiseaux. He calls his penis a "warm muscle." If words can be NSFW, it's definitely NSFW. More »
This is actually the worst (and yet most elegantly phrased!) Missed Connection I've ever seen on Craigslist. (Thanks to Jory, our supergay IT warrior, for IMing it over!) There are no pictures and yet it's still somehow not safe for work. (Oops fixed the link! Heh.) [Craigslist]
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"Your Vagina Is Your Center. Always Remember That."
Got ish? Our advice columnist, the noted blogger and author Tionna Tee Smalls, is here to help you confront it all head-on. In this edition, Tionna takes on an unpleasant odor. Those who are for whatever reason phobic about frank discussions regarding women's health should consider themselves warned. More »
lies well disguised
The Most Exploitive Use Of Ass In An Ad Ever
94 years ago, liar H.K. McCann launched his NYC ad agency with the slogan "Truth Well Told." That was a big fat lie. Advertising copywriter Copyranter brings you instances of advertising lies and the lying liars who sell them.
This summer in Munich, a ubiquitous subway poster featured a photo of a woman's ass. And not just any ass; this was an ass that should be used as an erectile dysfunction test by urologists. This ass belongs in a Museum of Modern Ass. When we speak of history's great asses, this is the kind of ass of which we speak. It is the platonic ideal of ass. But! German do-gooders covered many copies of this arsche with posters that called this ad sexist. When you see what was being advertised, you'll probably agree. What follows is Not Safe For Work. Unless you work in Germany. Or at Ass Weekly.
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This tops the list of four-word phrases that we file in our "DO NOT WANT" folder. We're not even sure if this really is White Stripes drummer Meg White taking it in a variety of different positions; if it is, she's showing more rhythm that she's ever previously displayed. TOTALLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK. [Fleshbot]
things only billy crudup has seen
Claire Danes' Nipple Tops Mary Louise Parker's Rump
The second-to-top post on full-time celebrity nudity site Egotastic concerns actress Mary Louise Parker and her bareass publicity campaign for the show "Weeds." The post above it? An array of Claire Danes nip slip pictures. That bitch won't even let poor Mary Louise keep the skinflash demographic to herself. Why are you so petty and vindictive, Claire Danes? [Links NSFW if your work doesn't approve of asses or nipples.]
Every Meme Dies
From lolcats to lolgays to gaycatlols to.... dead lolcats. Every party gets ruined sometime.
LOLDEDCATS [Heart On A Stick] [WARNING: GROSS]
From lolcats to lolgays to gaycatlols to.... dead lolcats. Every party gets ruined sometime.
LOLDEDCATS [Heart On A Stick] [WARNING: GROSS]
Wow, do we feel inadequate, and we always feel inadequate. That thing needs a leash. NSFW, unless you work in a giant-dong-manufacturing factory. [NYM]
