German Tabloid Risks WW3 by Publishing Kate Middleton Butt Photo

Catherine Middlebum, Duchess of Dayumbridge, future Queen of Assland, may have dressed a little formally for the beach during last month's royal tour of Australia, but a new photo published over the weekend in the German tabloid newspaper Bild suggests that anything goes on the helicopter pad.
Who Wants to See Rihanna's Pierced Nipples?
Everyone, apparently. Recently relaunched French Playboy equivalent Lui, currently having fun describing itself as "mysterious," made the bold/lucrative decision to put Ri Ri's tatas on the cover of its seventh issue. It's now having trouble keeping its website up.
Instagram Playboy Throws Naked Porn Star Off His Roof, Misses the Pool
Dan Bilzerian, the king of Instagram, is known for a few things: playing high-stakes poker, buying his way into film roles, and posting photos of guns, cars, and women. On Thursday, he threw one of those women off a roof, aiming for a swimming pool. It didn't work out.
Porn Star Arrested in Animal Torture Video Investigation
A 29-year-old porn actress was arrested Wednesday and charged with 5 counts of cruelty to animals in connection with a series of fetish videos involving rabbits, fish, rats, and chickens. She's the second performer charged in the case, the Miami Herald reports.
This Man Wants His Penis To Be the Most Famous Penis on Earth (NSFW)
Tom Mitchell so loves his penis that he calls it "Elmo" and wants to donate it—not for science, exactly, but for mass admiration. Coming in somewhere between a real, live Christopher Guest character and someone who'd be profiled on a TLC reality show, Mitchell is the clear star of directors Jonah Bekhor and Zach…
This Guy Really Wants You to Look at His Third Ball [NSFW]
In the tradition of DoubleDickDude and The Man With No Ass Crack, another man with freakish genitals has taken to Reddit to show off his odd goods. World, meet a guy who has three testicles.
Fox Affiliate Accidentally Broadcasts Dick Pic, Has Perfect Reaction
Tuesday morning, the crew at Denver's Fox affiliate KDVR tried to show some photos from today's helicopter crash in Seattle. Instead, they accidentally aired a picture of a flaccid penis. [NSFW, obviously]
The Chris Christie Gangbang Sex Tape That Wasn't [NSFW]

So a guy came by the office the other day. I'll call him Bill. Bill was accompanied by an established journalist that several Gawker staffers know. Bill had something he wanted to show us, and the journalist was making an introduction. What he wanted to show us: Chris Christie and several unidentified males having sex…
Great Great Grandma Celebrates Turning 100 By Hiring a Stripper
Doris Deahardie just turned 100, but that doesn't mean she's done living it up. In fact, to celebrate her centennial, the great great grandma did something new: She hired a stripper to give her a lap dance.
Searching for information related to reproductive rights on the WiFi networks at Au Bon Pain restaurants in Manhattan can currently yield error messages that warn, "This website is categorized as Abortion and is blocked." GLAAD's website is also blocked for "sexual orientation."
Meet the Man with No Ass Crack [NSFW]
From the website that brought you Man with Two Fully Functional Penises comes the Man with No Functional Ass Crack.
Farrah Abraham: "The Sex Tape Ruined My Life"
Sensing the public's dwindling interest, aging teen mom Farrah Abraham has "opened up" to In Touch Weekly about her "sex tape," claiming for the first time that appearing in it has ruined her life.
Someone Paid Over $40,000 to Have Cybersex with This Woman [NSFW]
Would you pay $42,000 to have cybersex with this woman over webcam? Or, rather, did you?
Here's Alexander Skarsgard Naked on a Toilet In the Middle of Antarctica
To poke fun at the random nudity of his HBO show, True Blood star Alexander Skarsgard got randomly naked and posed for a photo while sitting on a toilet in the middle of Antarctica.
