"I'm not ashamed of my body," Brown told Cosmo. "I work hard enough to keep it in shape. When you go to the beach, you automatically seek out the best bodies, female and male. Why should it be different in a magazine?"
That swinging 70's bisexual chic hung over into the 80's, I suppose.
This person resembles Sharon Stone, but even the face looks wrong, especially in the pictures on the link.
I'd need fingerprints and a DNA sequence to believe this is even her, never mind the PhotoChop.
Reminds me of Molly Shannon's character on SNL: I'm 50! 50 years old! I kick and I stretch and I pose topless on the cover of a French magazine and I KICK! 50, 50 years old!
@Perhaps Not: Certain anatomical verities, like the musculature of the torso and how lifting the arms affects the boobal area, as we experts refer to it, remain constant. And tell your wife I said hi.
I'm always going to be fond of crazy Sharon, the least self-aware celebrity ever. It's kind of refreshing- no meta, no PoMo, no irony: she proclaims like Joan Crawford or something. My French is rusty, but dear God she's inane. Prattling about Buddhism, spirituality. If this interview was in an English-language publication, the mockery would be deafening. Clichè Hollywood star babbling. Great tits, though.
@Hypersquared: She's kind of a bitchy Buddhist, though:
"The day I turned 50, I started giving away half of everything I own: clothes, jewelry, furniture, works of art.. But that wasn’t sufficient. I also took a look around at those surrounding me and realized that half of them were useless, full of themselves, vain. So I also got rid of half of my relationships."
@Baroness: Like Anna Faris's character in Lost in Translation: What was your working relationship like with Keanu Reeves for this film?We both have two dogs, and we both live in L.A., so we have all these different things in common.
Implants, right? They've got that separation thing going on that you usually see with silicone. Bummer. I always thought she was keeping it real. And fake breasts are an abomination to man and God alike.
@EastEndguy: Nah, mine are real and they look like that. (Granted, I'm 30 years younger.) If they're small, the separation is natural, especially if you pose throwing your chest out like that.
@Pandorasvoicebox: No, no, no, no. Real boobs do not look like that. Real boobs do not get WIDER once they leave the body. Real boobs do not cast a 270-degree shadow on the chest.
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That swinging 70's bisexual chic hung over into the 80's, I suppose.
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I'd need fingerprints and a DNA sequence to believe this is even her, never mind the PhotoChop.
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"The day I turned 50, I started giving away half of everything I own: clothes, jewelry, furniture, works of art.. But that wasn’t sufficient. I also took a look around at those surrounding me and realized that half of them were useless, full of themselves, vain. So I also got rid of half of my relationships."
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No, the "wow' factor here is how you twisted that in such a prick way. "I said 'good day', sir."
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