How a Nuke Will Solve BP's Oil Leak (and Maybe Kill Us All)

In light of recent failures by BP to stop their oil leak, perhaps it's time to get aggressive. In this archival footage, the Soviets used a nuke to stop a leaking gas well. We're so screwed.
Obama's Nuclear Complex Spending Spree
The government will spend $180 billion over the next ten years to upgrade America's nuclear weapons arsenal, while reducing overall stockpiles. This should appease Republicans who are angry that Obama doesn't want to nuke the Russians. [Washington Post, Getty]
Obama Reserves the Right to Nuke Iran, North Korea
This should go over well with the right. Obama today will announce a new nuclear strategy, which says the US cannot obliterate another country with doomsday weapons unless they have them, too, and no new nukes will be developed. [NYT]
Will Republicans Oppose Barack Obama's New Arms Treaty?
Barack Obama confirmed the details of a new nuclear arms-reduction treaty with Russia this morning. The agreement is our first major step in arms-reduction since 1991. Now we just need 8 Senate Republicans to vote to ratify it.
The Kabuki Dancing Over Iran's Nuclear Ambitions
Last week, Barack Obama stood before the world with the prime ministers of Britain and France and accused Iran of secretly pursuing a nuclear weapon. Today, nameless spooks are telling the New York Times not so much. What's going on?
Your Morning in Fabricated Drudge Headlines
This is Matt Drudge's headline about the outing of a previously undisclosed Iranian nuclear facility. Here's what the story he links to says: "White House officials said Western intelligence agencies have been tracking the facility for years."
The New, Sensitive Pentagon
The Air Force announced the creation of a new "consolidated" nuclear command today. Well actually, they briefed reporters on it Wednesday, but asked them to embargo it until today. Why? Because yesterday was the 64th anniversary of Hiroshima.
