Gawker: nuptials

The Least Salacious Hookers With Rock N' Roll Story You'll Read This Week, But A Sweet One No Less

Foster Kamer — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 13:30:31 EDT

The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.File under "Probably Not In This Week's Altarcations": the founder of "Hookers For Jesus" and some guy in a Christian rock band got married in Vegas. The name of the band? "Stryper." +4 [CNN]

Legally Bound

Richard Lawson — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 17:52:00 EDT

[Polygamy in Iowa! Kidding. Gary Seronko and his new husband (!!) Curtis Rathmeier are hugged by Rev. Peg Esperanza on the steps of the Polk County Administration Building in Des Moines, IA. Via Getty]

I Now Pronounce You Wiener and Wiener

Richard Lawson — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 10:03:00 EDT

Awkward wedding bells are riiinging. Heather Matarazzo, from Welcome to the Dollhouse and ~~other indies~~ the Princess Diaries movies, has successfully proposed to her girlfriend. [Us]

Today in Gay Weddings: Simon Doonan and Jonathan Adler

Richard Lawson — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 16:20:00 EDT

It's the stylishest, middle-ageist, gayest wedding of the year! Homewear designer and Top Design judge Jonathan Adler ("see you later decorator!") will be marrying Barney's creative director Simon Doonan. "I always thought we were married, so I don’t feel like celebrating the fact that the government’s allowing me to think I’m married. It’s more like paying a parking ticket," says Doonan, romantically, of the occasion. Oh! Oh! Maybe Tim Gunn and Thom Browne will be next. Sure they aren't dating and Thom may have a penchant for the youngs, but they're both stylish! And, um, middle-aged! [Towleroad] Photo via Times

Oh Thank God

Richard Lawson — Wed, 28 May 2008 12:34:00 EDT

Heidi Montag, the gummy-faced attention-suck from The Hills, is finally ready to marry wicked boyfriend Spencer. Spencer says she taught him to be a good boy by "read[ing] me biblical passages like 'Honor thy wife.'"

Choke

Richard Lawson — Mon, 05 May 2008 15:09:00 EDT

Abandon all hope, chronic masturbators. Scarlett Johansson will never be yours. Or at least not for the next couple of years. She and her Canadian pal Ryan Reynolds have gone and gotten an engagement. The talented singer, 23, and the proven box office draw, 31, will surely be together forever. [Us]