U.S. peanut inventories are so high that farmers “may not have enough warehouse space” to store the bounty. Everyone must eat more peanuts—for America!
500 Days of Kristin, Day 313: Kristin Living In a Nut House
In an interview with Glamour UK last year, Kristin Cavallari answered the following question: “What is your superfood of choice?” Her response was sort of funny.
What This Artist Has Done With Landscape Photography Is Absolutely Testicles
For months, one diligent artist has toiled to make and curate a majestic collection of landscape photographs, unlike anything you’ve seen before. Were these merely pretty landscapes, Clancy Philbrick would be just another world traveler with an aspirational Instagram account, but they’re not: they’re Nutscapes. And…
“Men and women who eat at least 10 grams of nuts or peanuts per day have a lower risk of dying from several major causes of death than people who don’t consume nuts or peanuts... but peanut butter is not associated with lower mortality.” The agony and the ecstasy of living the nut life.
Feed Your Babies Peanuts
Mama, please. Hear my pleas. Feed your babies peanuts.
"Nut Rage" Exec Sentenced to One Year for In-Flight Macadamia Meltdown
Korea Air Lines' infamous "nut rage" executive was sentenced to one year in prison on Thursday after being found guilty of obstructing aviation safety. In December, Heather Cho—the company's former vice president in charge of in-flight service—ordered a crew chief off a Seoul-bound flight because she and others in the…
Korean Air Exec Resigns After Flipping Out About Nuts on a Flight
A Korean Air Lines executive resigned this week and issued a public apology for a completely bonkers incident where she kicked a crew chief off a flight at JFK because she was served macadamia nuts in a bag, not a dish. The flight was delayed 20 minutes while officials decided whether to proceed without the ousted…
Wow--Here's an Idea--Don't Eat Almonds If You Don't Want To--Idiot!
Pretty much everyone likes almonds because they taste good and they're pretty healthy for your body. If someone wants to talk trash about almonds just to look cool? Get a life!!
Uh oh, there is a recall of a variety of upscale peanut, almond, and other nut butters from Trader Joe's, Whole Foods, and elsewhere because of salmonella risk. Peanuts are good though.
Getting Your Balls Squeezed Can Kill You in Many Ways, Says Science
If you get your nuts in a vise, you'll be lucky to have them in a sling afterwards. In fact, you'll be lucky to stay alive. It's physiology!
They fight weight gain, belly fat, diabetes, and cholesterol—almonds may be the world's single healthiest snack, despite being just the fourth-best nut.
Verily, Nuts Are the Food of the Gods
Nuts: the demure yet dynamic dynamos at nature's table. Might it be true, friends, that eating nuts will actually cause you to not die? Yes. It is absolutely true. Science celebrates The Nut!
Yes, macadamia nuts are poisonous to your dog, and your dog will die from eating them. But is it not more cruel to deny your dog macadamia nuts?
Macadamias Are the Best Nut
"Don't blame me," most people say. "I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut." If you were a squirrel trying to get a nut, why not go for the Cadillac of nuts? The macadamia nut. It comes from Hawai'i.
Cashews Are the Second-Best Nut
There are plenty of nuts you can purchase if you want to. But imagine that all nuts were the same price. What nut would you buy then? If the person in question is me, one of my top two choices would be the cashew.
Pecans Are the Third-Best Nut
When I tell people how much I like pecans, some people are surprised. "Hey, I think this or that other nut is tastier than a pecan," they'll say. Well, okay, fine. That's your right.
Almonds Are the Fourth-Best Nut
I don't know this for sure, but I'd guess that almonds are one of the most popular nuts in America. And why not? They are good. In fact, I'd say almonds are the fourth-best nut you'll find anywhere.
Pistachios Are the Fifth-Best Nut
I like pistachio nuts. In fact, I would say that pistachios are the fifth best variety of nut in the whole wide world.
Bags of Nuts Recalled for Failing to Disclose the Presence of Nuts
An upscale supermarket chain in the UK has been ordered by the country's Food Standards Agency to recall all 350g house-brand bags of Wholehearted Roasted Monkey Nuts because the packaging failed to properly note that the product contained nuts.
Are Nuts Salty or Sweet?
Let us stipulate, as gentlemen and gentlewomen, that food can generally be divided into two separate and distinct categories: Sweet foods, and Salty (or Savory) foods. Accepting momentarily this fundamental bifurcation, we turn our attention, as we do so often, to nuts. Nuts. Are they a salty food, or a sweet food?…
