Why on earth is Scarlett Johansson posing with a guitar? Are we still entertaining her delusion of being a wailing strangled cat-throated word-garbler, um, I mean, singer?
@Spirit Fingers: They actually managed to make her look really, really ugly. And I'm no Scarlett cheerleader, but I'll be the first to admit she's usually quite gorgeous. (No doubt her wretched voice remains intact.)
Oh, and I think the valleywag guy gave Never Stop Dancing a star because the valleywag guy is following Never Stop Dancing. But I'm sure the valleywag guy didn't know the history. Never Stop Dancing can be very funny when Never Stop Dancing wants to be. And I, for one, wouldn't stop dancing unless I had to.
@ChuffedLittleMuffin: Good call. Fucking epic song. Written by and given to Mott the Hoople by the love of my life of course. (Hint: It's David Bowie).
Okay, really going out now. It's time to get drunk, smoke a blunt and watch Home Alone.
@OhhYeah: You like Bowie? This comes as a complete and utter shock to me. You should probably find some way of advertising that fact.
Enjoy your night!
Meanwhile, let's dance the magic dance. If there's a particular part of David Bowie's anatomy that stands out in this film, I'd be hard pressed to name it, because I'm not a pervert.
@bjonston: Dude! I saw him open for Amy* Mann for free in San Francisco. Well, "saw" is a relative word as my view of him was blocked by the trees, but still...
Here's the deal. I like art just as much as the next gal. Maybe more so. But this homeless looking ragamuffin really gets my goat, you know? She probably doesnt know anything about art besides the fact that Edie Sedgwick was in the Factory and that Sienna Miller played her in a movie. And FYI Cory, watersocks were sooo last year. I totally already have a pair in pink. You're behind the times, get with the program.
p.s. I'm a smidge tipsy right now, so no hard feelings, k?
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Hidge-ous.
And where the fuck is her other leg?
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We're all just composite parts now, like cut up chickens. Those crime suspect artists create more realistic looking people these days. Sad.
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I'm sorry but Scar can't act either, IMO. Voice, wretched, yes.
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The Amazon rainforest thanks you! And, come to think of it, so do loggers.
Love,
Don "Juan de Marco" Hellinger
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Peace.
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Things were going right
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Marc Bolan is pretty fucking beautiful.
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But YAY! I'm going out now! Peace.
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Okay, really going out now. It's time to get drunk, smoke a blunt and watch Home Alone.
Have a pleasant evening everyone!!
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Enjoy your night!
Meanwhile, let's dance the magic dance. If there's a particular part of David Bowie's anatomy that stands out in this film, I'd be hard pressed to name it, because I'm not a pervert.
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* Aimee? Ayemie? Aimy? Aemee?
Anyways, on with it!:
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p.s. I'm a smidge tipsy right now, so no hard feelings, k?
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