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    Joe Francis, Brody Jenner, And A Playmate Get Into A Fight. Karma Wins.

    Jeff Goldblum and Harrison Ford Are Not Dead Yet
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    08/29/09

    In reply to Joe Francis, Brody Jenner, And A Playmate Get Into A Fight. Karma Wins.
    Does nobody care about the Floppy Woo? You people are philistines.
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    Image of boozeshaman boozeshaman
    08/29/09

    In reply to Joe Francis, Brody Jenner, And A Playmate Get Into A Fight. Karma Wins.
    The person who wrote all of this was incredibly baked.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    08/29/09

    @boozeshaman: Or just woke up.
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    Image of Cheap Shot Cheap Shot
    08/29/09

    In reply to Joe Francis, Brody Jenner, And A Playmate Get Into A Fight. Karma Wins.
    This early Oasis promo says it all.
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    08/29/09

    In reply to Joe Francis, Brody Jenner, And A Playmate Get Into A Fight. Karma Wins.
    First- I would like to see Brody Jenner and Joe Francis get their clockes cleaned by either one of the Gallagher Brothers. Do they still produce "Celebrity Deathmatch" anymore?
    Second- I hope that Chris Martin takes his own advice and tells his wife to shut the hell up because she has alternated between the whole "Oh I am so blessed" and "Oh, woe is me I am so arty and famous" routine for years now.
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    Image of Muscato Muscato
    08/29/09

    In reply to Joe Francis, Brody Jenner, And A Playmate Get Into A Fight. Karma Wins.
    I was initially startled and thrilled by these Kristen Stewart tidbits, until I realized that Kristen Stewart is not, in fact, the actress who looked like a cross between Kirstie Alley and Fergie who was on Third Rock. Whatever happened to her?

    In other news: I need to catch up, apparently.
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    Image of Joy_Rebar Joy_Rebar
    08/29/09

    @Muscato: Kristin Johnston. Soon to be appearing as Patsy in the American AbFab. There you go!
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    Image of secretagentman secretagentman
    08/29/09

    @Joy_Rebar: Won't be appearing as Patsy in AbFab, as it wasn't picked up, thank Christ. She will be appearing on Ugly Betty next season, in an eps or two. Also, she should fire her agents as she is super talented.
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    Image of Cheap Shot Cheap Shot
    06/26/09

    In reply to Jeff Goldblum and Harrison Ford Are Not Dead Yet
    I saw Harrison Ford during a shoot recently. He looked alive and healthy.
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    06/26/09

    In reply to Jeff Goldblum and Harrison Ford Are Not Dead Yet
    I bet restraining order sex is pretty hot.
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    Image of Weegee's bored Weegee's bored
    06/26/09

    In reply to Jeff Goldblum and Harrison Ford Are Not Dead Yet
    The real loser is Megan Fox (who will remember the Transformers opening?).
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    Image of mimigoliath mimigoliath
    06/26/09

    In reply to Jeff Goldblum and Harrison Ford Are Not Dead Yet
    I think if Jeff Goldblum died, I would have been way more upset than I was about Michael Jackson. Maybe because I'm sexually atracted to The Godlblum. Am I alone in this?


    Anyway, I'm sad for MJ and glad JG is alive and well. And Harrison Ford.

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    Image of downlow downlow
    06/26/09

    @mimigoliath: No, I actually love Jeff G. I don't even know why.
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    06/26/09

    @mimigoliath: I love Goldblum. I have nerd-lust issues though. Law and Order CI has been like porn for me between Goldblum and D'Onfrio this year.
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    06/26/09

    @downlow: I don't know "why" for you, but his voice and his hands are -- YUM. I like the way he gestures with those hands when he talks.
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    Image of Wendy_Kroy Wendy_Kroy
    06/26/09

    @mimigoliath: I used to have a thing for him, too, until I saw him once in mom jeans and midwest-librarian glasses, hitting on a pretty brunette 20 years younger (true story).
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    06/26/09

    In reply to Jeff Goldblum and Harrison Ford Are Not Dead Yet
    How's Patrick Swayze today?
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    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    06/26/09

    In reply to Jeff Goldblum and Harrison Ford Are Not Dead Yet
    Have you seen Kate in a bikini? Her fake belly button is somewhere around her rib cage.
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    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    06/26/09

    @The Real JR: Is it fake?! How can that be? I didn't know you could fake such things!
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    Image of Unsolicited Advice Unsolicited Advice
    06/26/09

    In reply to Jeff Goldblum and Harrison Ford Are Not Dead Yet
    Random list of those that yet live after Celebrecaust 2009:


    Abe Vigoda
    Clint Eastwood
    Elizabeth Taylor
    Christopher Walken

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    Image of Dr. Nick Dr. Nick
    06/26/09

    @Unsolicited Advice:

    Keith Richards

    Steven Hawking
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_IsNotLarryGaga GitEmSteveDave_IsNotLarryGaga
    06/26/09

    @Unsolicited Advice: But Christopher Walken walks without rhythm, and doesn't attract the worm.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    06/26/09

    @Dr. Nick: Those two amaze me more than anyone else on this earth.
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    Image of Dr. Nick Dr. Nick
    06/26/09

    @DahlELama: they should do a record together.
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    06/26/09

    @Dr. Nick: Stephen Hawking will do a record if Keith Richards will lecture on quantum physics.
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    06/26/09

    In reply to Jeff Goldblum and Harrison Ford Are Not Dead Yet
    Okay, so wait....Goldblum is not dead? I hope not but I am in awe of the power of rumors.
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    06/26/09

    @Rumpelstilskin: To clairify: I mean I hope Jeff is not dead.
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    06/26/09

    In reply to Jeff Goldblum and Harrison Ford Are Not Dead Yet
    I think Walter Cronkite is going to be the third in the "Celebrities Die In Threes" theory.
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    Image of Unsolicited Advice Unsolicited Advice
    06/26/09

    @FormerEnglishMajor:


    Ed McMahon! The circle is already complete.

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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    06/26/09

    @Unsolicited Advice: Not if you count David Carradine.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    06/26/09

    @Tart of Darkness: And if you do count David Carradine, doesn't that mean that MJ started a new round of three and two more are coming? Ford and Goldblum, I'm lookin at you.
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    06/26/09

    @DahlELama:


    Betty Allen, mezzo-soprano and T. Scott Cunningham, off-Broadway actor (whose face was probably familiar to tons of people who didn't know his name), also this week.


    Obit pages in Variety have been looking like a plague is sweeping the land...

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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    06/26/09

    @Unsolicited Advice: Totally forgot about Ed. Yikes. OK, we'll have to start another circle, though I am wondering if (as poster below noted) it means Carradine-McMahon-Fawcett is one circle and Jackson-Cronkite-Person X will be another.
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    06/26/09

    @DahlELama: The previous thirds were Don DeLouise, Bea Arthur and David Carradine. Was Don too long ago?
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    06/26/09

    @JohanPaladin: @mfnher: Oh, good call--Bea Arthur was totally recent enough. I forgot about Dom DeLouise...I don't know if that really answers the question though because I never really knew anything about him but his name anyway.
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    06/26/09

    @DahlELama: I guess I didn't even get his name correct. No clue why he's famous, other than the beard and beret.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_IsNotLarryGaga GitEmSteveDave_IsNotLarryGaga
    06/26/09

    In reply to Jeff Goldblum and Harrison Ford Are Not Dead Yet
    What about Steve Guttenberg? Any updates on his status?
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    06/26/09

    @OMG!ToOMG!,ByMyPonies!_GitEmSteveDave: Who keeps Steve Guttenberg alive? We do! We do!
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_IsNotLarryGaga GitEmSteveDave_IsNotLarryGaga
    06/26/09

    @CaptainFantastic:



    thank you
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    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    06/26/09

    @StruckBySmoothCriminal_GitEmSt...: Hey I rolled the ball out there...you people were supposed to pick it up and run with it, but YOU ALL FAILED!
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