Trump to Colbert on Obama's Birthplace: "I Don't Talk About That Anymore"
Stephen Colbert is the latest to ask Donald Trump if he knows where President Barack Obama was born.
Obama's Drone Program Probably Would Have Killed Ahmed the Clock Kid
Yesterday Barack Obama joined the groundswell of social media support for Ahmed Mohamed, the 14-year-old high school student detained by the police for being seen with an electronic device and being a Muslim named Ahmed Mohamed. Good for Obama. And good for Ahmed that he wasn’t building a clock in Yemen.
Obama Jerks Off Fish by Accident
As a lady it brings me no pleasure to tell you that yesterday while President Barack Obama was doing a little fishing in Dillingham, Alaska at Kanakanak Beach, a big salmon jizzed all over him. Our President: President Barack Obama.
Better Late Than Never: Obama Frees 46 More Non-Violent Drug Offenders
Forty-six Americans serving time for the non-violent crime of doing and/or selling drugs will get a shot at a normal life again—including 14 offenders who would otherwise have spent their entire lives behind bars.
Obama: U.S. Will Re-Establish Diplomatic Relations With Cuba
During a press conference this morning that was broadcast live on Cuban TV, President Obama announced that the U.S. has agreed to formally re-establish diplomatic relations with Cuba. “We don’t have to be imprisoned by the past,” the president said before calling for Congress to lift the 53-year-old embargo. Secretary…
False Hope, Empty Policy: Obama's "Amazing Grace" Moment Falls Flat
On Friday, June 26, at the funeral of Charleston, South Carolina shooting victim Clementa Pinckney, President Barack Obama closed his moving eulogy for the slain pastor—who was killed along with eight other black congregates at the historic Mother AME Emmanuel Church—by leading the congregation in a rousing rendition…
Supreme Court Rules That Clean Air Is Too Expensive
The Supreme Court voted Monday that the EPA cannot stop power plants from releasing hazardous chemicals without first proving that the clean air is worth more than the companies would have to spend to stop polluting.
Obama: Confederate Flag Is a Symbol of Slavery and Racial Subjugation
During his emotional eulogy for Rev. Clementa Pinckney this afternoon, President Obama addressed the need to remove the Confederate flag from South Carolina’s capitol building. “For too long we were blind to the pain the Confederate flag stirred into many of our citizens,” the president said.
You Should Watch All of Obama's Moving Eulogy for Clementa Pinckney
President Obama just finished delivering a eulogy for his late friend, state senator Clementa Pinckney, who was killed last week in Charleston. You should watch the entire thing.
President Obama: "This Ruling Is a Victory for America"
Calling the Supreme Court’s same-sex marriage ruling a “victory for America,” President Obama affirmed the landmark decision Friday morning, saying all people are equal “regardless of who they are or who they love.”
Obama to White House Heckler: "Listen, You're in My House"
President Obama showed little patience for a protester who interrupted him at a White House Pride Month reception on Wednesday, immediately waving a finger and scolding, “Nonononononononono, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.”
Obama: The Word "Nigger" Is Not a Measure of Whether Racism Still Exists
President Obama used his WTF podcast interview with comedian Marc Maron to press on gun safety and racism in America, saying “it’s not enough just to feel bad” about the country’s mass shooting problem.
"President" Obama Thinks His Cushy Life Is Like Prison--Really, Sir?
Popularly “elected” U.S. “president” Baracs Obama has been living on the taxpayer dime for seven long years now—nice work, if you’re shameless enough to get it (by hook or by crook). Today: evidence that even the “Commander in Thief” is a delusional old fool.
Obama: This Type of Violence Doesn't Happen in Other Advanced Countries
At a press conference this afternoon, President Obama spoke about the shooting last night at Emanuel African Methodist Episcopal Church in Charleston that left nine people dead. “There’s something particularly heartbreaking about death happening in a place where we seek solace and we seek peace, in a place of…
Obama on Letterman's Last Show: "Our Long National Nightmare Is Over"
David Letterman is finally retiring and it’s the end of a national nightmare, say our nation’s presidents.
Here's Tucker Carlson Whining to Alex Jones That Obama Does "Nazi Stuff"
Plaid-condom monogram Tucker Carlson is apparently a semi-regular on Alex Jones’s crazy-talk show, because even if jet fuel can’t melt steel, it can give eight pounds of frat-boy hair a lovely volumizing body. Here’s the duo riffing jazzlike on Obama’s very clearly Nazi-like tendency to embrace racial diversity.
Obama to Ban Military-Style Assault Weapons For Local Police Forces
President Obama will announce Monday a ban on the federal transfer of some military-style weapons to local police departments and impose stricter regulations on others.
Is the Secret Service Actually a Diversion Made By a Real Security Team?
Some mornings I look in the mirror and I think to myself, “Isn’t it amazing our president is still alive?” Because frankly, it’s a recurring miracle.
Poll: 45 Percent of Voters Worried Obama's Army Is About to Take Over
With every day that passes, it seems like yet another politician is jumping aboard the good, maniacal ship Jade Helm conspiracy theory. And according to a new poll from Rasmussen, these lovable lunatics we elected into office are not alone. Because 45 percent of voters “are concerned” that Jade Helm is just a cover…
Keegan-Michael Key Swipes at the Media as Obama's Unbridled Id
Sure, the White House Correspondents Dinner is “the single most revolting annual gathering of pseudojournalistic cocksuckery in the land,” but it’s also an opportunity for some fun slams on the news media, which could use the criticism, really.
