Maria Flor Rios holds her son Giovanni Gonzales as they stand in line with others waiting to sign up for health care insurance at the business office of Parkland Hospital in Dallas on Monday. Image via LM Otero/AP.
Those of you looking for wild mood swings on your evening commute might enjoy listening to audio of Tuesday's Supreme Court hearings on the contraception mandate in the Hobby Lobby case. We remind you not to rage and drive.
Mocking Zach Galifianakis Is a Good Way to Pitch a Healthcare Website
Barack Obama's pitch for Healthcare.gov was either the most forced part of his appearance on Between Two Ferns or the best joke, depending on who you ask. Either way, it did what it was intended to do, driving traffic to the health insurance marketplace.
The Affordable Care Act's employer mandate—the Chinese Democracy of legislative components—has been delayed again: Businesses with between 50 and 99 employees will have until 2016 to comply with the law's directive that they provide healthcare.
Nope, Obamacare Won't Kill Two Million Full-Time Jobs
Papers and pundits screamed it today, in massive headlines. The conservatives cackled it. "OBAMACARE WILL MEAN 2 MILLION FEWER FULL-TIME WORKERS." It was bullshit, born of the media's oversimplification and the right wing's malicious stupidity. The truth is good news.
Spanglish Obamacare Website Makes Less Sense Than a Telemundo Gameshow
Hola sirs, please to be checking el site CuidadoElSalud.gov if you are in needing of excelente coverages of your loveds for the Obama health plans. This is why our name of the website is en español "For the Caution of Health." Mija, what the fuck are these cabrónes federal on about?
Obama Administration Hires Some Other Company to Fix Healthcare Website
Next month, the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services will replace CGI Federal, the Canadian IT contractor that botched the construction and launch of the Obamacare website, with Dublin-incorporated tech services firm Accenture to smooth things out.
Politifact would like you to know that no, Obamacare is not going to impose executions by beheadings in America. Yet. Wink wink!
Israel Plans to Pay for All of Its Young Ladies' Abortions in 2014
American conservatives love, love, love Israel. They also hate, hate, hate abortion and socialized medicine. American conservatives face one hell of a moral conundrum in the new year.
Texas Judge Strikes Against Healthcare Birth Control Mandate
On Friday afternoon, a federal judge in Texas granted an injunction to two Baptist universities claiming that new laws mandating contraceptive coverage contradict their freedom of religion.
24 Hours Left To Sign Up For Health Care
Despite the website glitches and non-stop disinformation, Americans have the next 24 hours to sign up for health care that will start on January 1st. If you haven't yet, maybe pencil in a 2-3 hour time slot (perhaps instead of watching your football team lose) to get health care.
Obama Offers “Hardship Exemption” to People With Canceled Plans
Just days before the deadline to sign up for coverage, the Obama administration announced that the millions of Americans whose health care plans were canceled under the Affordable Care Act are now eligible for catastrophic coverage and will be granted an exemption from any health care-related penalties.
10 Stock Images That Obamacare Ads Could Use Instead of Pajama Boy
What's killing Obamacare this week? Stock photo models in stupid night clothes.
A conservative amendment inserted into the Affordable Care Act by Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa) inadvertently gave GOP staffers the ability to get abortions covered by their health insurance. (Assume good intentions dead)
Colin Powell Is a Communist
He cut the Iraqi army off and killed it. Then he killed it again. He's such a friend of Israel, he speaks Yiddish. Too bad Colin Powell—American general, war hawk, moderate Republican hero—is a bolshevik Euro-loving universal health care-wanting pinko.
Rick Santorum Thinks Obamacare Is the 21st Century Apartheid
During an interview last night with Bill O'Reilly, former Senator and failed presidential candidate Rick Santorum compared Nelson Mandela's battle against apartheid, for which he was imprisoned for 27 years, to the Republican party's struggle to derail Obamacare.
International Communism on the March: Healthcare.Gov Works Now
The White House has met all its goals in fixing the beleaguered online federal health-insurance marketplace so it "will work smoothly for the vast majority of users," according to a representative of Chairman of the Presidium of the Supreme Soviet and Chief Kommissar Barack Husseinovich Obamaski.
Supreme Court Will Hear Obamacare Contraception Mandate Challenge
The U.S. Supreme Court said it will consider whether certain for-profit companies must follow the Affordable Care Act's mandate requiring health insurance policies that provide free contraception coverage. This is the first legal challenge to Obamacare since the Supreme Court upheld the law almost 18 months ago.
Revealed: Obamacare Website's 'Mystery Girl' Is Not a US Citizen
Since the October 1st launch of the Affordable Care Act website there has been no Frequently Asked Question more frequently asked than "who is that girl?"
