Were I a New School student, I'd barricade the cafeteria for this outrage. There's no justice until students get personal pneumatic tubes delivering meaty mac-n-cheese directly to their gaping maws.
@pmarble: Mine were the pints of Ben & Jerry's you could purchase with "Declining Dollars." Oh, and the Snickers and Chex Mix that were readily available in the dorm vending machines.
Man, just thinking about this is making me hate myself.
Never understood the concept of the Freshman 15--when I went to college I got away from my mom's meat-and-potato cooking and learned to enjoy sushi. Am I the only one that LOST twenty pounds freshman year?
@18thCFox: Funny but true and kinda sad story: My parents listened to an entire Oprah and Bob Greene book about getting in shape and improving your long distance running skills, in the car ride before my Freshman year. This was about a 4 hour book, and I was already slightly paranoid about gaining weight, fitting in, blah blah blah. Lost about 15 to 20 that year.
The cafeteria at USC gave everyone some virus that makes you throw up non-stop for2 days straight. As if I ever had any reason to doubt the wrath of G-d.
Not to mention, when these college girls bulk up, it makes it much harder for me to stuff them in a wall at their lab. Lighten up on the Ring Dings fatties, I got a job to do too!
I swear I am not a complete food nazi, but really people, is it so hard to make a bowl of oatmeal in the morning? Buy it in the bulk bin and it is the perfect recession breakfast food.
@pony_express: OR hit your local truck stop for their $2.99 special of eggs fried in yesterday's ham grease, bacon so crisp it's a two-snapper, home-fries, and a side o'biscuits with gravy! C'mon people, it's not that hard! (And for $1 more, you can add a six-ounce steak on the side!)
@pony_express: Amen! I have a massive, massive box I bought at Sam's club almost a year ago. It cost me $5 and nearly a year later, I'm only halfway through it. Economical! Tasty! Healthy!
@pony_express: My ten year-old would gladly eat bowls of oatmeal, but my four year-old would prefer one of the Cheerios or Kix.
(In addition to nutritional labeling, we also limit artificial colors and this rules out a lot of cereals)
@SybilDisobedience: While cheap, I think it'd be difficult to get kids to eat the same breakfast, every day for a year and kids do seem to be this program's aim.
The aisles of my local supermarket seem to have lots of non-crap breakfast options - whole wheat bread, yogurt, Cheerios, Chex, fruit, etc. These sugary brands have been around for 40 years and sane parents didn't buy them back then either.
@CParis: I was just pointing out that oatmeal every day would get boring for a kid and could be unpalatable to the very young. Not to mention that the flavored, instant stuff isn't any healthier than some cereals, plus I believe they contain artificial colors.
Around my house, nutritional labeling and the ingredient lists are king. They reign supreme.
From what I understand about "Smart Choice", the foods will have some minimum standards and though I think it's a cute marketing ploy to get you to look beyond the top "healthy" brands, I don't really see anything wrong with it, as long as you read the label.
And with all that said, I'll add that though my kids have never had them, I'm almost fifty and was raised on Froot Loops, while my brother preferred Apple Jacks and neither of us are any worse for wear.
@ShanghaiLil: Not sure what happened but...
For instance: plastic grocery bags, small parts of metal toys, lead paint chips, rabid squirrel and heroin. Compared to these things, Froot Loops is indeed a "smarter choice" for breakfast.
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(In addition to nutritional labeling, we also limit artificial colors and this rules out a lot of cereals)
@SybilDisobedience: While cheap, I think it'd be difficult to get kids to eat the same breakfast, every day for a year and kids do seem to be this program's aim.
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The aisles of my local supermarket seem to have lots of non-crap breakfast options - whole wheat bread, yogurt, Cheerios, Chex, fruit, etc. These sugary brands have been around for 40 years and sane parents didn't buy them back then either.
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Around my house, nutritional labeling and the ingredient lists are king. They reign supreme.
From what I understand about "Smart Choice", the foods will have some minimum standards and though I think it's a cute marketing ploy to get you to look beyond the top "healthy" brands, I don't really see anything wrong with it, as long as you read the label.
And with all that said, I'll add that though my kids have never had them, I'm almost fifty and was raised on Froot Loops, while my brother preferred Apple Jacks and neither of us are any worse for wear.
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I have this problem every time I go to the Froot Loops and Donuts supermarket. There just aren't enough options.
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For instance: plastic grocery bags, small parts of metal toys, lead paint chips, rabid squirrel and heroin. Compared to these things, Froot Loops is indeed a "smarter choice" for breakfast.
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