Now we know how fast the universe is dying. Nothing matters.
Just What Is Tom Cruise Trying to Accomplish at This Point, Anyway?
Some spoilers follow.
The Starbucks of the Future: Drunk
Ohmigawd, the "Starbucks of the Future" is here! What distinguishes this futuristic utopian Starbucks from the hobo-sheltering Starbucks of today? More booze.
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