Science Confirms: Big Cats Are Totally Gay for Calvin Klein

Important scientists have long been spraying perfume and cologne on rocks and trees at zoos to interest big cats. In their time they've discovered that Calvin Klein's Obsession for Men gets the creatures the most interested. No one knows why.
Amy Winehouse—Now With Extra Crazy
Basket-O-problems Amy Winehouse has a brand new and, probably fun-to-watch, addiction. When not delivering valuables to her jailed husband to trade for drugs, the druggy singer irons things. Every thing. "The troubled star, 24, has been ironing everything she can get her hands on-even towels, sheets and scarves. A…
