The Calorie-Burning Underwear of Japan

Today's entry in the mesmerizing Asian infomercial arms race: Calorie Shaper, a special Japanese underwear built with a "honeycomb spring" that supposedly helps the wearer burn calories while performing everyday tasks, like walking to the bus stop and performing choreographed dance routines in the office.
Why Is TOMS Partnering with an Anti-Gay, Anti-Choice Group?
Last week, TOMS shoes founder Blake Mycoskie headlined event hosted by Focus On The Family. According to Christianity Today, Focus On The Family is "working to become a TOMS international distributor in Africa." Will canvas-footed progressives balk? [Jezebel]
Tim Pawlenty: The Government Shutdown Candidate
Tim Pawlenty, the presidential candidate who tries too hard and ends up making people care even less, has heard in the news that some of his conservative brethren would fancy a government shutdown or two. I can do that! Tim Pawlenty announces in his latest Iowa ad. You want shutdowns? When he was governor of…
Slow Down the Sound of a Dial-Up Modem 700% to Experience an Alien Invasion
Remember when somebody slowed down Justin Bieber's "U Smile" 800% and it became a 35-minute symphonic masterpiece? Well, slowing down the sound of '90s-era dial-up modems connecting to the Internet does not a symphonic masterpiece make. It does sound sort of like an alien invasion, though, so there's that. [via …
Furries Descend on Pittsburgh for Fur Suit Festival
Thousands of furries descend on Pittsburgh this weekend, for the sixth annual Anthrocon, America's foremost convention for "anthropomorphics," commonly known as "furries." Participants are already wandering the streets of Steel City, wearing costumes and carrying puppets, posing for pictures with locals, going to…
This Fetus Has a Facebook Page
Facebook has been taking heat for letting kids under 13 use Facebook. So, people should be absolutely freaking out about this four-month-old fetus whose parents signed her up on Facebook and friended dozens of people.
Utah Beauty Queens Not Immune to Horse Herpes Outbreak
There's trouble in Farmington City, Utah, as you can clearly tell by this headline on the website of local NBC affiliate KSL-TV: "Horse herpes outbreak forces rodeo queens to ride stick ponies."
How I Painted a BMW in My Tiny Brooklyn Apartment
Despite the stereotype, car guys can exist in New York City, where parking is expensive and annoying. This is the story of how one car enthusiast primed, painted and wrapped his BMW in a one-bedroom apartment in Brooklyn. [Jalopnik]
Guy Paints Sistine Chapel in Every Single Room of His House
Most people who wait out the long, slow-moving line into the Sistine Chapel at the Vatican leave with an overwhelming feeling of inferiority, slumped over at the feet of the great Renaissance artist Michelangelo. Not this guy! Nope, a U.K. man named Robert Burns has this to say: "One day I saw some photos of the…
Did South Carolina Cops Really Arrest a Guy for Trafficking in Shiitake Mushrooms?
Walterboro, S.C. resident Edward V. Spearman has been charged with trafficking illegal, hallucinogenic Psilocybin mushrooms that he allegedly grows in his secret mushroom laboratory. But Spearman's lawyer says his client's wares are actually flavorful shiitake mushrooms, which are legal even in South Carolina (for…
Lady Takes Baby Pictures Beside Osama Bin Laden's Hideaway
A Pakistani woman with a Burberry purse photographed her daughter beside the gate to Osama bin Laden's Abbottabad compound today. An Associated Press photographer captured the moment.
Man Blows Nose, Goes To Jail
Who knew that the simple act of blowing one's nose in public could start a ripple effect that would put a man in jail? And he wasn't even blowing snot-rockets.
