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"Pluses include artistic, performance and/or training/massage experience. Candidate must be comfortable exploring any creative material, including highly personal and extremely dark subjects."
This is a nerdy rich guy who wants either an S&M slave or mistress. Yes, he'd also like computer skills, but how do you look in calf-length pirate boots and a leather teddy?
Smithhimself would love a muse, but always ends up hiring the practical person who delivers on deadline.
Reminds me of the old joke:
HOOKER: I'll do anything you want for $1000. And I mean anything.
GUY AT BAR (handing her the money) Paint my house!
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Tailored business suits on the surface concealing Prada lingerie.
Indeed, there is a particular Prada sales woman in NYC who smiles at me like a pit boss meeting a compulsive gambler.
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Actually, you have two crosses to bear, Bookish. The straps digging into your shoulder blades.
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