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Trouble in paradise for Post dating columnist Mandy Stadtmiller and her preppy BF? In this week's episode, Mandy notices him checking out another girl. And then the tears roll down. "I don't trust him, I tell him. I'm afraid that he just wants a trophy girl, and that's simply not me. I need someone who cares for me on a deeper level, someone who will be there for me no matter what. He tries to take off my sunglasses, and I resist, not wanting him to see. 'I can't believe it,' he says softly, 'a serious conversation with Mandy Stadtmiller.'" Is this the end for the happy couple? Of course not. "About Last Night" is like "Entourage"; everything always works out for everyone at the end. [NYP]
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By abalkComment by openmouthfist: @shag_carpet_bomb: Or Mandy is pulling a Felix Brown. more » | Other threads
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We're a step closer to understanding Post dating columnist Mandy Stadtmiller: She's a product of the people she surrounds herself with. Here's a pal's advice: "New men are like Asian cuisine. The first time you have spicy drunken noodles, you're convinced it's your favorite dish, but then you have the pad Thai, and you realize there are other options." (Oh, in case you're scoring at home, she and her preppy boyfriend are still so totally in looooooove.) [NYP]
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By abalkComment by the earl grey: with mandy & now the new Page Six glossy mag, the Post is almost worth $1 every sunday more » | Other threads
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Post dating columnist Mandy Stadtmiller's super preppy boyfriend kind of tells her he loves her! Also, they are incredibly attracted to each other! Also, Mandy downloads "Me So Horny!" Sometimes it's hard to believe that dreams like these really do come true! [NYP]
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By abalkComment by SpyMagician: @cousinavi: I can assure you she is real. And she thinks she's a comedian. Who knew anyone could be less... more » | Other threads
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Post dating columnist Mandy Stadtmiller, running out of ways to tell you how amazing her new boyfriend is, resorts to the tactic of dishing on exes. You'll be shocked to learn that her last boytoy was a biter. Also, find out where you stand in Mandy's taxonomy of men: Are you a wimp, a destroyer, or a crazy? [NYP] -
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Mandy Stadtmiller Demonstrates Why Blogs Should All Die
A while back, a friend of ours posted a list of "Blog Cheese" cliches like "Blogging drunk. Blogging drunk about how you shouldn't/never blog drunk. 'Cryptic' blogging to seem mysterious. 'Cryptic' blogging to send a secret message to someone. Introducing people at a party by their blog name." Today, Post dater Mandy Stadtmiller adds another item to that long and treasured list: After saying that you've taken a "hiatus" from posting on your blog, making an exception to "defend" yourself against someone who has "libeled" you on the Internet. More »
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By Emily GouldComment by Elaine Chow: Perhaps I just have no reading comprehension skills this late in the day, but why is Mandy's list missing the... more » | Other threads
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This week in Post dating columnist Mandy Stadtmiller's valentine to herself, Mandy is complimented by various people on her height, her pulchritude, and how generally amazing she is. Then the rich guy she's dating decides to skip breakfast because banging her is better than any meal he could ever have. Okay, Mandy, we get it: You win. [NYP]
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By abalkComment by NewYawk_Experience: @NewYawk_Experience: I believe you might be able to find her at Onion, Nerve and Salon's personals as ucanttouchthis . She... more » | Other threads
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Post dating columnist Mandy Stadtmiller comes to some valuable realizations about life and love, all while getting her snootch waxed. [NYP] -
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Frenchman tells Post dating columnist Mandy Stadtmiller that she is "a sexy, stylish, intelligent woman with good taste." Then he whips it out. This perfectly summarizes our ambivalence about the French. [NYP]
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That super-rich guy Post dating columnist Mandy Stadtmiller is currently with? Super-rich. Also, they have great chemistry. How did this column turn into a weekly taunting session about how lame the reader's life is? We're sure this one went over really well with everyone who read it alone on Sunday, waiting for a call that never came. [NYP] -
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"'Uh,' I realize. 'We just had sex on the New York Post.'" Post dating columnist Mandy Stadtmiller does on the paper what she's been doing to the paper for the last four weeks. [NYP]
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By abalkComment by the earl grey: horny mandy talks about sailing with super preppy more » | Other threads
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New York Post columnist Mandy Stadtmiller: "The comments on Gawker have taught me to try to look less like I'm Renee Zellweger with Down's Syndrome. That's been super helpful. See, I always thought I looked like Jenna Elfman with epilepsy." Why are you people so hurtful? [The Apiary] -
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It's only been three columns and Post dating authority Mandy Stadtmiller is already pulling out the "what about married guys" material. Next week: "Why are all the good ones gay?" [NYP]
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By abalkComment by slinkimalinki: @Pope John Peeps II: because i'm sure that absolutely never happens with pretty, vulnerable young gay boys. never. more » | Other threads
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