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    Hipster Grifter: Naked

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    04/19/09

    In reply to Hipster Grifter: Naked
    Bruce Chew, Crescent Magazine (publisher of High Society) offices, July 1987: "It ain't a nude without nip."
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    04/19/09

    @BookishLookish: I presume you heard this from Mr. Chew while your modeling portfolio was being handed back to by an underling wearing a "Thanks but no thanks" expression.


    Of course they were wrong, every one of them, as we all know now.

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    04/19/09

    @skahammer: Nope, that story is secondhand, actually. I only spread for fun, not money.
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    Image of ADismalScience ADismalScience
    04/19/09

    In reply to Hipster Grifter: Naked
    Throw your Hot dog : down my Turn your Camera : on my Desperate need for attention
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    04/19/09

    In reply to Hipster Grifter: Naked
    The creepiest thing here too is that she appears to be about 12. Which is why I've often been kind of skeeved out by guys who seem to like tiny women who look not quite legal.
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    04/19/09

    @VoxPopuli: Oh why did you have to start that debate? I'm really wishing Gawker had a "delete comment" edit option right now.
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    Image of Kitten_Witawip Kitten_Witawip
    04/19/09

    @VoxPopuli: This should be cross posted to Jezebel...
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    04/19/09

    @Kitten_Witawip: Noooo way. I'm staying out of that.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    04/19/09

    @VoxPopuli: She looks nothing like 12 at all.


    Women are crazy.

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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    04/19/09

    In reply to Hipster Grifter: Naked
    The demure tone of the post is sort of hilarious when accompanied by the Stoli ad that appears to show a woman mid-facial...until the camera pans out and shows that it's cigarette smoke. Stay klassy Stoli!
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    04/19/09

    @VoxPopuli:


    I was struck by their similarity with the Miley Cyrus "whoopsie, posted on the internet" photos. Looks like the same photographer.


    Is this person being used to prep us for a war with North Korea? Here's the insane logic: We all are angry for getting scammed out of our beautiful bubbly economy by the slickest of grifters, and getting angrier. We have increasing tensions with North Korea. Voila, create a Korean con artist to whom we can transfer our anger. It then moves our focused anger from the cowering wall street types and politicians to the people of North Korea. Nah... that's not right. I don't feel anger towards her, just sadness.

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    Image of 610Dean 610Dean
    04/19/09

    In reply to Hipster Grifter: Naked
    Again. I want to fist her with my mouth.
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    04/19/09

    @610Dean: I admit it, I wish I'd thought of that one.
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    Image of LatestBy LatestBy
    04/19/09

    In reply to Hipster Grifter: Naked
    I can't be the only one pretending the tattoos are clothes so I don't have to contemplate her naked.
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    04/19/09

    In reply to Hipster Grifter: Naked
    The chest tat makes these "artistic" nudes.
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    04/19/09

    @skahammer: And I can hardly believe the steep curve of awesome that this story continually scales.


    Next I expect Kari to either free some captured American journalists or else sink a pirate ship. Possibly by offering to give footjobs with her glutes, or some other such brilliant misdirection.

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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    04/19/09

    In reply to Hipster Grifter: Naked
    The Hipster Grifter is the keenest thing to happen to the internet since The Montauk Monster!
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    Image of TableNine TableNine
    04/19/09

    @Private Hangnail: I don't know, I sort of miss the blagosphere
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    04/19/09

    In reply to Hipster Grifter: Naked
    Hidden in that scribbly mess of a chest-tattoo is a verse of ecclesiastes about thievery and the publication date of Dan Brown's "The Solomon Key." But you need a blue light to see them.
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    Image of smithhimself smithhimself
    04/19/09

    @MrInBetween:


    Dear Mr. IB:


    If the Dan Brown publication date is really there, hired thugs from Random House will hunt Keri down and drag her back to Sony Mehta's office.

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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    04/19/09

    @smithhimself: Does Sonny have a blue light?
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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    04/19/09

    In reply to Hipster Grifter: Naked
    "naked hipster grifter" or "hipster grifter, naked" sounds like some sort of gin drink


    "I'd like a naked hipster grifter on the lam, please"

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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    04/19/09

    is that look 'thousand-yard stare' or 'stepford wives'?
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    Image of katekate is squared katekate is squared
    04/19/09

    In reply to Hipster Grifter: Naked
    Anyone with a chest piece needs to either a) be sterilized or b) go back to Utah.
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    Image of Brett Jackson Brett Jackson
    04/19/09

    In reply to Hipster Grifter: Naked
    i wanna see some snatch
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    04/19/09

    @Brett Jackson: After all the hotdog/hallway references, I'm wondering if maybe the photog couldn't get it all in frame?
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    Image of SeaBassTian SeaBassTian
    03/11/09

    In reply to Michael Jackson Promises 'Children of the World, We'll Do It'
    This poem is impressive, but nothing will ever beat the poetic justice of the screaming headline of Sicko! on the Daily News when the "cancer child" molestation case broke.
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    03/11/09

    In reply to Michael Jackson Promises 'Children of the World, We'll Do It'
    As Chappelle once said...


    He made THRILLER

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    Image of Inhaler Inhaler
    03/11/09

    In reply to Michael Jackson Promises 'Children of the World, We'll Do It'
    Just recently exhumed from Neverland, more of Michael's marble slab whimsy has come to light.


    My glittery glove has an air of mystique -

    And kept away fingerprints on little red cheeks.


    My nose is like putty from a novelty shop -

    But it can still smell if I'm close to a cop.


    Lisa Marie was my beard, before Tom captured Katie -

    But we both erased any semblance of ladies.


    Acquitted in court, because I'm Peter Pan -

    ...And the judge was also a huge Thriller fan!


    I gave Blanket a breathtaking view of Berlin -

    I dangled that cherub like the Apple of Sin.


    Defamed by Macaulay for lacing his soda -

    So I giggled like Bubbles when I hit Dakota.


    Compliments of Inhaler 3/11

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