Former New York Post dating columnist Mandy Stadtmiller flew out to Nevada to spend a couple hours with "Markus," America's first legal male prostitute, for journalism. What a job! Free travel, free massage, and a free gynecological exam.
Do you ever get the feeling that you're only just now starting to be an "adult" with their "shit together"? It's only very recently that I no longer have to think, "Gotta wait til next Wednesday to buy new shampoo" and stopped drinking abandoned beers at bars. Then, someone your own age who didn't spend a few years…
Post dating columnist Mandy Stadtmiller (catch her live on stage with Star Editor-at-Large Julia Allison this Wednesday!) approaches something like self-awareness in her most recent column: "Simply wanting sex, simply wanting not to be murdered by a psychopath and simply wanting to avoid all things explicitly Ayn…
Trouble in paradise for Post dating columnist Mandy Stadtmiller and her preppy BF? In this week's episode, Mandy notices him checking out another girl. And then the tears roll down. "I don't trust him, I tell him. I'm afraid that he just wants a trophy girl, and that's simply not me. I need someone who cares for me…
We're a step closer to understanding Post dating columnist Mandy Stadtmiller: She's a product of the people she surrounds herself with. Here's a pal's advice: "New men are like Asian cuisine. The first time you have spicy drunken noodles, you're convinced it's your favorite dish, but then you have the pad Thai, and…
Post dating columnist Mandy Stadtmiller's super preppy boyfriend kind of tells her he loves her! Also, they are incredibly attracted to each other! Also, Mandy downloads "Me So Horny!" Sometimes it's hard to believe that dreams like these really do come true! [NYP]
Post dating columnist Mandy Stadtmiller, running out of ways to tell you how amazing her new boyfriend is, resorts to the tactic of dishing on exes. You'll be shocked to learn that her last boytoy was a biter. Also, find out where you stand in Mandy's taxonomy of men: Are you a wimp, a destroyer, or a crazy? [NYP]
A while back, a friend of ours posted a list of "Blog Cheese" cliches like "Blogging drunk. Blogging drunk about how you shouldn't/never blog drunk. 'Cryptic' blogging to seem mysterious. 'Cryptic' blogging to send a secret message to someone. Introducing people at a party by their blog name." Today, Post dater Mandy…
This week in Post dating columnist Mandy Stadtmiller's valentine to herself, Mandy is complimented by various people on her height, her pulchritude, and how generally amazing she is. Then the rich guy she's dating decides to skip breakfast because banging her is better than any meal he could ever have. Okay, Mandy,…
Post dating columnist Mandy Stadtmiller comes to some valuable realizations about life and love, all while getting her snootch waxed. [NYP]
Frenchman tells Post dating columnist Mandy Stadtmiller that she is "a sexy, stylish, intelligent woman with good taste." Then he whips it out. This perfectly summarizes our ambivalence about the French. [NYP]
That super-rich guy Post dating columnist Mandy Stadtmiller is currently with? Super-rich. Also, they have great chemistry. How did this column turn into a weekly taunting session about how lame the reader's life is? We're sure this one went over really well with everyone who read it alone on Sunday, waiting for a…
"'Uh,' I realize. 'We just had sex on the New York Post.'" Post dating columnist Mandy Stadtmiller does on the paper what she's been doing to the paper for the last four weeks. [NYP]
New York Post columnist Mandy Stadtmiller: "The comments on Gawker have taught me to try to look less like I'm Renee Zellweger with Down's Syndrome. That's been super helpful. See, I always thought I looked like Jenna Elfman with epilepsy." Why are you people so hurtful? [The Apiary]
It's only been three columns and Post dating authority Mandy Stadtmiller is already pulling out the "what about married guys" material. Next week: "Why are all the good ones gay?" [NYP]
Amazonian comedienne and NY Post columnist Mandy Stadtmiller has learned not to give it up until the third date. You can probably read all about that next weekend. [NYP]
