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Martha Loses Chow, Prepares Chow

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RachelLubrano
03/08/09

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why the heck was the dog being boarded??? isn't Martha's ny estate big enough or her staff large enough to keep an eye on the pup ????
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Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
03/09/09

@RachelLubrano: Especially for people who don't have a lot of time, they get a trainer to spend an "intensive training" period with the dog (a couple months) where they train your dog how to behave correctly. It's usually wasted, because then your dog comes home and you go on feeding it pate on the couter and letting them do whatever they want, and 12 months later they're "uncontrollable" again. It works for some, but for most people the training is 50% for the hyoo-man.
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Astigmatism
03/08/09

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The important thing is to be able to laugh at animal tragedy. Like when my friend's cat was run over on National Pancake Day. Tragiliciouronic.
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belltolls
03/08/09

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Is the picture of the puppy before or after?
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Uncle_Billy_Slumming
03/08/09

@belltolls:

It looks like even puppy is not clear on this.
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bester
03/07/09

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this is terrible news, but no reason to go and write completely incomprehensible headlines.
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Owen Thomas
03/08/09

@bester: Fixed, thanks!
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BxgrlJeri
03/07/09

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That is sad. A propane explosion? How does that happen? I wouldn't be cooking either for anyone if my cute little furface perished in awful circumstances.

And this is why I never use and will never use Twitter. As the name implies, tis for twits.
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F-Bomb-Fanny
03/07/09

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That thing about opposites attracting?

It would never have worked out.

Characteristics of the Chow:*

- naturally clean

- quiet and mannerly in the home

- excessively suspicious

- strongwilled, shows agression towards others

- may incur legal liabilities

* as listed by purebreedpuppy site
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SaraRueful
03/07/09

@F-Bomb-Fanny: What's REALLY freaky is Martha's black tongue!

Seriously, poor puppies. I hate hearing about shit like this.
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scarletmenace
03/08/09

@F-Bomb-Fanny: but how do they taste?
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Private Hangnail
03/07/09

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Oh Martha. I only hope that little dog was as delicious as he was cute.
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mmstk101
03/07/09

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That was one adorable puppy, and one sad story. Poor dogs.
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