Science of Us, the New York Magazine blog that has previously taken us into the minds of a horse fucker and a 58-year-old virgin, published an interview today with an 18-year-old who claims to be in a sexual relationship with her father. They are also engaged to be married!

To promote his upcoming HBO special Oh My God, cult comedian Louis C.K. has released a teaser promo that utilizes a plethora of light bulbs, somber voice-overs, and a solid-gold microphone to appropriately convey the show's colossal importance.

Here is something you probably didn't know could happen to your human baby: feathers growing out of its neck.

So, uh, you know John Mayer, right? The totally dreamy, maybe a bit annoying, pop singer and adept professional celebrity who dated Jessica Simpson? Right. Well, he's gone and done what some might call "the unthinkable." He, um, made out with Perez Hilton. Shriek! The newly svelte-ish celebrity blogger, whose real…