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    Meredith Vieira is the Grim Reaper of Marriage
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    01/05/09

    In reply to Meredith Vieira is the Grim Reaper of Marriage
    Matt Lauer has discovered a cure for AIDS but won't tell unless you can guess the song he's got stuck in his head right now.
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    01/05/09

    @scroll_lock: The Captain and Tennille's Muskrat Love?
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    01/05/09

    @Private Hangnail: Close: Bobby Goldsboro's Watching Scotty Grow


    (ironically, it does not refer to Willard Scott's exponential ass growth)

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    01/05/09

    In reply to Meredith Vieira is the Grim Reaper of Marriage
    Also, Ann Curry is destroying the rain forest at an alarming clip.
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    01/05/09

    @scroll_lock: 95% of the people mentioned by Willard Scott are dead within a year!
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    01/05/09

    @SidAndFinancy: Willard Scott kidnapped the Lindbergh baby, ratted out the Rosenbergs and dropped off Dick and Perry at the Clutter's farmhouse.
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    01/05/09

    @scroll_lock: He also loaned Charles Manson his promotional copy of the White Album.
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    01/05/09

    @SidAndFinancy: He loaned his best Ginsu to O.J. Simpson after mentioning Nicole was banging some young waiter.
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    01/05/09

    In reply to Meredith Vieira is the Grim Reaper of Marriage
    "And after the break, I'll dance on your graves!"
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    01/05/09

    @Private Hangnail: That's the last time the Travoltas ask Meredith to babysit.
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    01/05/09

    @scroll_lock: Well, that's what they get for hiring an Al Roker-audited Clear.
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    01/05/09

    @Private Hangnail: She was a bit fuzzy on the whole auditing deal, she thought Thetan was something that left you with strap marks if you weren't careful.
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    01/05/09

    @scroll_lock: Hold on now. I thought a Thetan was something that lived on an island off the coast of Greece, like the Cyclops or Matt Lauer's hairline.
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    01/05/09

    @Private Hangnail: Bryant Gumbel's ego asphyxiated JonBenet.
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    01/05/09

    @Private Hangnail: Katie Couric thought Thetan was a term meaning "excessively gummy smile."
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    01/05/09

    @scroll_lock: Hoda Kotb was correct in thinking that Thetan is the name of the demon that currently inhabits the Kathie Lee Gifford vessel.
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    01/05/09

    @Private Hangnail: Imagine Jane Pauley's embarrassment at Dave Garroway's constant invitations to "give his Thetan a beatin'. "
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    01/05/09

    In reply to Meredith Vieira is the Grim Reaper of Marriage
    Either that or she's going to kill them.
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