"If there is anything else that I can do for you, which is required by law, don't hesitate to call my office" has just been added to my email signature.
More about the Mayor:
... "Portsmouth Mayor Jim Kalb was raised on Jackson Avenue in Portsmouth, Ohio. During his teenage years and into his early adult life, Mayor Kalb was a member of a gang called the Jackson Street Gang. This gang consisted of racist individuals that lived on or about Jackson Avenue in Portsmouth, Ohio. This gang swore a "lifetime oath" that they would do everything in their power to impair or destroy the lives of members of the African American Community in the Portsmouth area."
... [dougdeepereturns.blogspot.com]
Wow. My work actually brings me down to Portsmouth on a regular basis. I like the town - it's got that small-town vibe. But I would go nuts if I live there. Plus, it is too close to West Virginia ass-rapin' country and Mothman.
It should be noted however, small town politics are loaded with meddlesome old cranks who seem to have an axe to grind with whoever the local elected leadership is, and approach every local civic issue as if it were the Watergate break-in.
@lionel-mandrake: Agreed. If you look at the blog, I mean, the guy sounds like an absolute pain. Having worked for a smalltown newspaper, I sort of love the mayor's response, and wish someone had said the same to my boss at the time. And hey, he's actually complying with the Open Records law! Better than some.
@misslinda: Is the Midwest really nearly 20 years behind on their dissing tactics? I can't wait for him to pull out an "L-7 LOOOSER!!" on the blogging community.
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"I regret that their corpses were visible from the street...."
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"Portsmouth Mayor Jim Kalb was raised on Jackson Avenue in Portsmouth, Ohio. During his teenage years and into his early adult life, Mayor Kalb was a member of a gang called the Jackson Street Gang. This gang consisted of racist individuals that lived on or about Jackson Avenue in Portsmouth, Ohio. This gang swore a "lifetime oath" that they would do everything in their power to impair or destroy the lives of members of the African American Community in the Portsmouth area."
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[dougdeepereturns.blogspot.com]
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[www.instantrimshot.com]
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I think the highest he can aim now is Congressional Heckler.
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