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Braunstein: Nailing Bob Marley Should Have Made Anna Wintour A Better Person

Yesterday's trial proceedings of futuresexcrazyfakefiremanvillain Peter Braunstein brought another frightening peek into his twisted mind. He wanted to kill Vogue editor Anna Wintour! "I'm going to kill Anna Wintour—because I just feel like it," the former WWD reporter scrawled in his journal. Our precious Wintour! But why? More »

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Peter Braunstein's Brain Bigger, Crazier Than Yours

Is it just us, or does psychosexfakefirefighterfiend Peter Braunstein's brain sort of look like it's smiling? Maybe they scanned it during one of those "Anna Wintour rots in hell" fantasies. More »

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Peter Braunstein Believes In Our Kind Of Afterlife

So yesterday Peter Braunstein's attorney read a couple excerpts from his client's journals.
In them, Mr. Braunstein described how he had spoken with God three times, beginning when he was 13. He said he expected to go to heaven, while Anna Wintour, the editor of Vogue magazine, would go to hell.
He wrote that he identified with the victims of Hurricane Katrina, because they were poor and did not care about fashion and status. And he wrote that he expected to be killed by the police when he was captured.
Meanwhile, he wrote, "Wintour will be escorted by eunuchs to a place in hell run entirely by large rats." As for himself, he wrote, "I'll be in heaven, along with Joan of Arc, Biohazard's mom and Aaron Spelling."
Any additional commentary would be superfluous. More »