Mogul Who Lost $6 Billion Is Back to Winning the Ladies

To most, Michael Saylor is famous for losing a record-setting $6B in one day. To us, he's famous for emailing sexy svelte photos after we published a fat one. New photographic evidence suggests Saylor's still living large and looking thin.
Andy Rooney Finally Says Goodbye To Walter Cronkite
The most memorable moment from last week's Walter Cronkite memorial service was Andy Rooney's heartbreaking inability to say much about his longtime friend after his emotions got the best of him. Last night on 60 Minutes, he tried again.
Hipster Grifter Catching Mad Charges, In Utah
Just when you were about to give up on life, there's a Hipster Grifter news update! Kari Ferrell had more charges filed against her out in Utah yesterday. Let's learn about them!
John Fitzgerald Page Can Put You in the Movies!
Stop everything: John Fitzgerald Page—the Worst Person in the World—is doing stuff! Would you like to be in a movie with Bill Murray and Sissy Spacek? John Fitzgerald Page can make it happen:
