Lovable crabby old lady Elaine Stritch tells Vanity Fair, "I’m about as unhappy as anybody can be." Interview's still a hoot, of course.
If You Call Oprah 'Old' on Twitter, She Will Hunt You Down
Lots of things were raw yesterday, during Oprah's sit-down with Whitney Houston's mother, Cissy. Things like Cissy's Houston's disapproval of Bobby Brown. Things like Oprah Winfrey's raw-ass raggedy old face.
Kris Jenner's Sexual Arousal Oil for Old Ladies
Busy week in the Kardashian sex news business. Yesterday, we learned that Khloe Kardashian installed a sex swing, which collapsed under the weight of her fucking giant NBA husband Lamar Odom. Today, we learn that Kardashian matriarch Kris Jenner has been named Zestra® Essential Arousal Oils™.
Woman Accidentally Superglues Eye Shut
A Phoenix woman trying to use eye drops after cataract surgery grabbed superglue instead, sealing her eye shut. Why would you keep superglue near your medicine, anyway? Should we not be keeping our breath mints near our cyanide pills?
Gran on the Street
Here are some very old ladies weighing in on Oscar night fashion.
'Times' Quote of the Day: Women!
The guys out there know what the New York Times is talking about, right? Old ladies just don't know when to quit! Sheesh.
Online Videos To Result In Buying Of Books
Bookvideos.tv, an "Internet book channel" which Simon & Schuster will launch in June, will provide 2-minute clips of "personality-driven" content from bestselling book club faves like Mary Higgins Clark, Zane, and Sandra Brown. You know, because the book club ladies who read those authors spend a lot of time surfing…
