@Pope John Peeps II: Yeah, it's the comments system's fault. If you're going to attack someone for supposed lack of wit, you really should be working from a basis of stronger material than "older than agriculture."
@lacieca01: Weren't you banned for being a hysterical cuckoo? When did you get let back into the fold?
@momo:
Haha. Look at all the miserable people just waiting to get a dig in at me, why... Because I had the temerity to INSULT someone? On GAWKER? Holy fucking gay sparkle christ. I can't believe I insulted somebody on Gawker. I can't believe I took someone's obvious flaws and made them into caricatures. That never happens
But just because it's somebody you aging, wrinkled crones all seem to admire, because he embodies the time that you took your lithe bodies out on the town to celebrate youth and life because hey, the Japanese surrendered and there's no better way to celebrate your twenties!
Haha man this is so rich. You're all so ridiculous and hypocritical. There aren't any lines to cross until I cross YOUR lines and then suddenly I'm a dick.
Dude, this girl is limber enough to reach *all the way around* and *snap herself in the eye*. She's on my shortlist. Those types of shorties don't grow on trees.
They'll probably put her in the SuperMax that I live near. Wonder if she's still on OKCupid doing that vegan diet thing?
It's not like she *killed* someone, *cough*
http://tr.im/rQ2t [Ny Nourn case]
But seriously. How come all the *real* hottiez are either homicidal or criminally insane?
If "opening a cable account in someone else's name" is a crime, then I don't want to be right. But am I the only one who is starting to warm up to the downtown chameleon? Even Joan of Arc made the journey through hostile territory in male disguise. History will absolve her, I'm sure!
Karbear keeps telling her cellmates she's actually involved in an undercover sting journalism operation, posing as a inmate to write a piece for Vice about Utah's bearded prison guards.
I'm viewing this in light of the recent redesign at Gawker. What they need is a system that highlights the comments containing racial slurs so they can be brought to the front. All those Mormons really want to see is commentary employing the maximum number of gay slurs. But hmmm, racism appeals too - what stacks first?
@resipsaloquacious: He has heard that word many times while gently servicing men at truck stops in his high-heeled boots , my son. He was quoting his clients.
@resipsaloquacious: Some people use quotes incorrectly for emphasis - surely you've been at a lunch counter with a sign that says: No "50 dollar bills"!. Which always makes me think, "Well, of course not!"
"mike68128"'s punishment of prostitution is kind of a fail for reasons beyond the sheer sexism of it, considering a huge portion of what she's been accused of...? you should at least think thru your troglodyte-isms.
@allyzay:Isn't prostitution a big part of male jails too? Except in male jails you do it for cigarettes and for protection from the bigger guy with Herpes, no?
@rockandhardPL: yes, true, but you'll find that the grifter victims probably won't accept repayment of their $60k or whatever in cigarettes and herpes protection.
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He should've used a chopstick reference and threw "chink" in for good measure.
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Dude is older than agriculture...
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You're a dick.
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@momo:
Haha. Look at all the miserable people just waiting to get a dig in at me, why... Because I had the temerity to INSULT someone? On GAWKER? Holy fucking gay sparkle christ. I can't believe I insulted somebody on Gawker. I can't believe I took someone's obvious flaws and made them into caricatures. That never happens
But just because it's somebody you aging, wrinkled crones all seem to admire, because he embodies the time that you took your lithe bodies out on the town to celebrate youth and life because hey, the Japanese surrendered and there's no better way to celebrate your twenties!
Haha man this is so rich. You're all so ridiculous and hypocritical. There aren't any lines to cross until I cross YOUR lines and then suddenly I'm a dick.
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07/11/09
Even if you're naked, she'll steal your identity biometrically.
She's definitely a supervillian.
07/10/09
They'll probably put her in the SuperMax that I live near. Wonder if she's still on OKCupid doing that vegan diet thing?
It's not like she *killed* someone, *cough*
http://tr.im/rQ2t [Ny Nourn case]
But seriously. How come all the *real* hottiez are either homicidal or criminally insane?
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http://www.unnecessaryquotes.com/
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Dropping knowledge as if it were manna from heaven.
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Chicken, "braised" and caramelized atop a "bed" of pilaf. etc.
When ordering, I like to use "finger quotes" so I can ensure I'm ordering the right "item"
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