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Starbucks Barista Once Tried to Fatten Up the Olsen Twins
Ha! A former barista for the small coffee shop chain Starbucks has come forward and admitted to switching whole milk for skim when making caffeine cocktails for the Olsen twins. Mary Kate and Ashley have been frequent and loyal customers of the humble little java huts over the years, and have also (well, especially Mary Kate) been involved in various "so skinny!" grumblings. "The barista thought the Olsens were too thin, so whenever they ordered their usual drink, he would replace the skim milk with full-fat," said a source. What a nefarious, strangely philanthropic plot. More »
OLSEN TWINS IN STARBUCKS SHUTDOWN PERIL
"Starbucks will close 7,100 stores nationwide for three hours on the evening of Feb. 26 to retrain about 135,000 in-store employees and people who oversee the stores." But has anyone thought about the CELEBRITIES?
"Starbucks will close 7,100 stores nationwide for three hours on the evening of Feb. 26 to retrain about 135,000 in-store employees and people who oversee the stores." But has anyone thought about the CELEBRITIES?
gossip roundup
Heidi Montag's 'Leaked' Single Is Heinous, Duh
- Heidi Montag's song 'Touch Me' is online and it makes you realize how talented Britney Spears is. [P*r*z, sorry!]
- Michelle Williams and Ryan Gosling were spotted sharing a "cozy cigarette" outside a restaurant, which means they must be doing it. [Page Six]
- 'Full House' castmembers John Stamos and Bob Saget reunited with the Olsen twins for a night of drinking, which is weird. [Page Six]
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Mary Kate Olsen In Her Underwear And Trapper Hat!
Those compact sources of merriment and cocaine, the Olsen twins, are being picked on by animal loving hippie dippie organization PETA for following their pint-sized consciences viz. wearing fur. What PETA did was take their surname, Olsen, and then alter it in a way that preserves its recognizability while imbuing it with a negative connotation! Thus they are called, on a PETA website, the Trollsen Twins. On the website, users are also invited to dress the denuded twins in gruesome yet trendy fur accoutrements. Though the faces of the twins have been altered to suggest leprosy, or at the least, acne, and a greenish hue suggests illness, this is probably your only chance to see Mary-Kate Olsen in her underwear wearing our favorite headgear, the fur trapper hat.
The Olsen twins have put their five-bedroom penthouse apartment at One Morton Square up for sale. $11.995 mil for 5,725 square feet, 53 windows, and, according to one of the brokers at Corcoran, "a separate staff exit; you can have the most fabulous parties." [NYO]
fashion
Did You Know That Accessories Have Their Own Council?
We sort of hate ourselves for not attending Tuesday night's Accessories Council Excellence awards, held at Cipriani's 42nd Street lair. The event was, it seems, the place to be if your attention is sharply focused on the movements of Jessica Simpson and the twitches of the twins Olsen — but, you know, we were feeling gassy and According to Jim was on, so we just stayed in. More »
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Mary-Kate Olsen, College Dropout
It's official: Mary-Kate Olsen, the tragically-rich Bolivian mascot of hard-partying twins everywhere, has left NYU. You know what they say: If you love an anorexic squirrel, set it free. More »
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Contrary to Popular Belief, Ashley Olsen Feels Pain
Contrary to popular belief, the worst enemy of the celebrity class is not the tabloidian gossip culture. Rather, it's education — specifically, education within earshot of someone with a blog: More »
paris hilton
Gossip Roundup: Paris Steals Mary-Kate's Boyfriend
• Not even a week after Paris Hilton officially announced the break-off of her engagement to Paris Latsis, the heiress has been spotted skanking around with Stavros Niarchos, aka Mary-Kate Olsen's boyfriend. If our little squirrel twin goes into an anorexic tailspin because of this, we will kill Hilton with our bare hands. Bitch. [Page Six]• Because everyone (but you) has a book deal, CNN's silver hearthrob Anderson Cooper is reportedly pulling around $1 million for a memoir of the past year of his life. Even more amazing: The furious bidding war for Cooper's tome was sparked by, well, nothing — there's no proposal, no outline, just the magic of Coop. [Lowdown]
• What's up with Lindsay Lohan's crankypants? They certainly don't fit her well, especially now that she's eating. [Page Six]
• Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore may be legally married, but their crackpot Kabbalah rabbi wasn't ordained — meaning their union is less kosher than a pulled pork sandwich.
• When things don't go well at Damon Dash's America mag, the Roc-a-fella co-founder throws punches. [R&M]
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Gossip Roundup: Mary-Kate Will Kick Your Ass
• This might be the most inconsequential gossip item ever, but still one of our favorites. After hearing that model May Anderson supposedly hit on her ex, David Katzenberg, Marlboro woman Mary-Kate Olsen was on a street corner, screaming into her cellphone, "I'll kill that fucking slut!" Awesome: What we wouldn't pay to see MK get violent. It'd be like watching a rabid squirrel decimate an acorn. [Page Six]• As part of the Scientology Disaster Relief Action Special Thetan Squad, actor John Travolta gave massages to hurricane victims. Strapping, young, masculine hurricane victims, no doubt. [R&M (2nd item)]
• Actress and Coldplay groupie Gwyneth Paltrow continues to ride her high horse all over the damn place, claiming that she keeps a log of paparazzi incidents because of the danger posed to her fruity daughter. [Page Six]
• Former Jane editor Jane Pratt tells The Daily that the "She's So Jane" campaign to for new EIC Brandon Holley definitely wasn't her idea. No shit. [Lowdown (2nd to last)]
• Roger Friedman finally gets to write Fabian Basabe's name in his column, dies of pervy happiness. [Fox411 (bottom)]
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Gossip Roundup: "Well, We Were Told To Toss The Salad, So ..."
• This would explain why the hollandaise sauce had a little extra kick; four employees were fired from Bistro Du Vent for having a wild orgy on the top of the bar. [Page Six]• Mary-Kate Olsen — we know her as "MK," because we've got our finger on the pulse — might be modeling for Calvin Klein. Clothes, we think. [Scoop]
• Justin Timberlake wins court case against British tabloid. What, with this and his sudden ability to grow a beard, this kid, he's going places. [R&M (third item)]
• Jerry Seinfeld on a kid-every-two-years pace. He now has enough children to write a wacky sitcom about their romantic foibles and the little things in life that nobody ever notices, like why Grape Nuts are neither grapes nor nuts. [Page Six]
• If you write about something weird that Liza Minnelli does, does it even count as gossip? Or is it simply the way of the universe? [Lowdown]
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Remainders: Does Anyone Have $35K We Could Borrow?
• Dammit, we're just minutes too late, as it seems someone has already rented out Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen's $35,000-a-month, never-inhabited Morton Square PleasureDome. And to think, we were so close to vomiting with the stars! [The Real Estate]• The NYPD Safe List: If you're white, you win. [Muk Report]
• We, too, have wondered where the jock straps have gone. Just when we were old enough to touch a warm one, they went out of style. Life is so unfair. [Slate]
• CNN explores the "gay side" of Desperate Housewives, as if there were any other kind. [CNN]
• It's the Gray Lady Gone Wild, Ozarks Edition.[NYT]
culture
Remainders: Mary-Kate Learns to Smile
• Finally, at last, Mary-Kate Olsen seems to have found happiness. She's bouncing! She's in love! She's even tan! Danny Tanner is nowhere to be found! [yeeeah]• This is, perhaps, the most frightening interview with Katie Holmes to date. Joey Potter is gone, gang, and she ain't coming back. [Style]
• Pray, won't you, for this uninjured American jackass in London. Pray that he's not murdered within the next 24 hours. [Reuters]
• Now you can wear your Lohan. You're thrilled, and you know it. [I'm a Slavophile]
• As if it weren't freaky enough that Alberto "Quaint" Gonzalez is the Great Liberal Hope for the Supreme Court, now it turns out Sandra Day is a rabbi. [Forward]
culture
Gossip Roundup: Epithets, Star Rooms, and Olsens, Oh My!
· Ralph Nader says the n-word, sign-stealing in the Hamptons, and Mary-Kate Olsen drops it like its hot at B8 — could this be the best Lloyd Grove column ever? [Lowdown]· We're not sure which is more entertaining: That Bobby Brown was told he'd have to wait 45 minutes to be seated for dinner, or the fact that this happened at the Times Square Olive Garden. [Page Six]
· The decorations and accoutrements for a showplace penthouse at the Trump Park Avenue have been stolen, but no Vogue assistants were spotted on the scene. [R&M]
· The Mercer Hotel is going to love that one of its former employees has been outed as keeping an online documentation of the celebrity debauchery she witnessed. [Page Six]
culture
Happy Birthday, Innocent Olsen Twins
We were going to make this announcement earlier today, but who the hell gets up before 4 PM? Certainly not the Olsen twins — or, as we like to call them, the BIRTHDAY GIRLS! Wheee! More »
culture
Mary-Kate's Big Boy Toy: The Mathematical Equation
We'd never, ever call ourselves journalists, but a little investigative reporting* and some reader support has revealed the identity of Mary-Kate's personal leviathan. As confirmed by the above photos and a little handiwork on our TI-84 (formula shown above), the littlest Olsen's largest lover is indeed Stavros Niarchos III — or Stav, as his kitesurfing friends (don't ask) call him. More »
culture
Mary-Kate's Mystery Date, By Hasbro
One of these men is the Olsen-eating giant seen walking arm-in-lifeless-arm with Mary-Kate. But which?
They are, clockwise from top-left, current favorite Brendan Fraser circa Encino Man, Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos (only available picture — possibly his grandfather), moody pseudo-intellectual Daniel Kruglikov, and John Lithgow as Roberta in the film adaptation of The World According To Garp. If it's the last one, there may be even more to this story than we thought. -AP More »
