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    Image of Helio Helio
    12/04/09

    In reply to Yale Terrorized by Fake Infected Monkeys
    oh cute. Gawker's called out my alma mater two days in a row. I'm thankful this last mention was a positive/funny story. Tho i have a feeling that the jordan kid just wore you down with all his 'tips.'

    in other news, I wish outbreak was on right now. I can't go to sleep and no matter how many times i've seen it, I can't turn the channel. Seeing Dustin Hoffman and Morgan Freeman argue over quarantines is one of the most stilted, idiotic things I've witnessed.
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    Image of Hunter Walker Hunter Walker
    12/03/09

    In reply to Yale Terrorized by Fake Infected Monkeys
    Things have totally gone to shit in the Yale animal labs since Ray Clark went off to jail.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    12/03/09

    In reply to Yale Terrorized by Fake Infected Monkeys
    Oh jesus you almost gave me a heart attack. I thought it said "Manitoba Virus."
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    12/03/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: The Manitoba Virus is grotesque. It's what turned an ordinary, harmless monkey into Dane Cook.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    12/03/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming:

    (um, is prankster going to get punished for impersonating a police officer? [parkinglotstreetmix.blogspot.com])
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    12/03/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: It's responsible for the mutant comedy stylings of David Steinberg, Monty Hall, Deanna Durbin, Sir William Stephenson, and Neil Young too.
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    Image of Lulubell Lulubell
    08/26/09

    In reply to Arizona Children as Young as 12 Think Vodka Red Bull Anus Tampons Are 'Cool'
    Maybe I'm missing something, but how, exactly, do you soak a tampon and then insert it? Or is that not what is happening here?
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    Image of Charlotte Rae's Web Charlotte Rae's Web
    08/26/09

    @Lulubell: I'm confused on that point too. Like shoving an oyster in a coin slot.
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    08/26/09

    @Lulubell: They probably use the same technique used to infuse vodka in a watermelon.
    Simply insert a full bottle into the opening, flip it upside-down, then wait several hours until it all soaks in.
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    Image of Lulubell Lulubell
    08/26/09

    @Trai_Dep: Because that would not be at obvious in middle school.
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    08/26/09

    In reply to Arizona Children as Young as 12 Think Vodka Red Bull Anus Tampons Are 'Cool'
    It's even worse when you get outside of Phoenix.
    They're drinking Falstaff in Flagstaff.
    Licking toads in Grasshopper Junction.
    Drinking Vicks 44 in Vicksburg.
    Hotboxing in Steamboat Canyon.
    Shotgunning Zima in Yuma.
    Smoking rock in Marble Canyon.
    Shoveling mounds of snow in Santa Claus.
    Getting vodka colonics in Cyclopic.
    And you can write a whole book about what they're doing in Holbrook.
    If they don't clean up their acts, these kids are either going to end up in Casa Grande or Tombstone.
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    08/26/09

    @SidAndFinancy: And cornholing in Corpus Christi!
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    Image of kookla kookla
    08/26/09

    @SidAndFinancy: I hear in Ypsilanti
    They don't wear any panties...
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    Image of o-line o-line
    08/26/09

    In reply to Arizona Children as Young as 12 Think Vodka Red Bull Anus Tampons Are 'Cool'
    When did Jon Gosselin grow sideburns and trade his Ed Hardy for a Che?
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    08/26/09

    @o-line: ...and have his Asian surgically removed?

    :p
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    08/26/09

    In reply to Arizona Children as Young as 12 Think Vodka Red Bull Anus Tampons Are 'Cool'
    Actually, Arizona kids are pretty fucked up. I was in a youth group region of Vegas, Arizona, and Salt Lake City. You'd think the Vegas kids or the SLC kids would be the most deeply disturbed, but no: the Arizona kids got away with everything. Like their parents were zombies, or something. They were never there. It was...kind of amazing. They were also the lab rats of all synthetic drugs coming through that region of the country, so, at least it came in handy.
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    08/26/09

    In reply to Arizona Children as Young as 12 Think Vodka Red Bull Anus Tampons Are 'Cool'
    I remember in Juliette by the Marquis de Sade, there's an episode where they perform a black mass in a church, and the Catholic bretheren perform an enema on a priest with the consecrated wine. I'm mentioning this because the way the alcohol enema story comes out in the aforementioned novel is quite different from how Stephanie Siete (please click through, trust me) describes the effects of anal bonging beer. I really am confused. Should I believe the Marquis de Sade or Nicole Beyer (from Channel 15 in Phoenix) and Stephanie Siete?
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    Edited by i'm a bottle at 08/26/09 11:14 AM i'm a bottle was starred i'm a bottle was unstarred
    Image of dandles dandles
    08/26/09

    @i'm a bottle: You're taking the word of a Phoenix journalist over the Marquis de Sade? Please!
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    08/26/09

    @dandles: In this situation, I'm with you on this one. The only word I trust in reporting on drug scares sweeping our nation's youth is the CBS affiliate in South Bend, Indiana that recommended smelling kids' breath every night before they go to bed to make sure they weren't huffing jenkem.
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    08/26/09

    In reply to Arizona Children as Young as 12 Think Vodka Red Bull Anus Tampons Are 'Cool'
    Why can't they just DRINK the alcohol and furiously suck a handful of Tic-Tacs before submitting to a parental breath sniff, as their parents no doubt did before them? Much safer and easier...
    Kids, don't bother reinventing the wheel.
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    08/26/09

    @City_Dater: Wouldn't that burn the youngs' hoohahs? It's very delicate and sensitive, I would not put 80-proof alcohol in there.
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    08/26/09

    @City_Dater: I think it has something to do with the fact that you can't casually drink vodka in certain places. This method would allow you to get drunk without anyone having to know.
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    08/26/09

    @City_Dater: @Bookish: Also, wouldn't you still be able to smell the alcohol on their breath after the anal bonging or the tampon...er, insertion? Sure, they wouldn't smell like beer, wine, whiskey or whatever, but alcohol would still exit through the lungs.
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    08/26/09

    @City_Dater: Eh, I would opt for the spoonful of peanut butter over the handful of tic-tacs. Works much better to mask the smell of dubra.
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    Image of irishflyesq irishflyesq
    08/26/09

    In reply to Arizona Children as Young as 12 Think Vodka Red Bull Anus Tampons Are 'Cool'
    This looks a lot like my mid-to-late 90's dorm rooms. Except we had Irish flags and Union Jack t-shirts, for some reason.
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    Image of badasscat badasscat
    08/26/09

    @irishflyesq: That's like having an Israeli flag and wearing a PLO t-shirt.
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    Image of irishflyesq irishflyesq
    08/26/09

    @badasscat: Yes, and though we went to a predominantly Irish school, no one was ever knowledgeable enough to point out this poor juxtaposition.
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    Image of Schadenfriend Schadenfriend
    08/26/09

    In reply to Arizona Children as Young as 12 Think Vodka Red Bull Anus Tampons Are 'Cool'
    I moved to Arizona because I found Florida too classy.
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    Image of irishflyesq irishflyesq
    08/26/09

    @Schadenfriend: And I moved to Long Island because I couldn't keep up intellectually with the brain trust on Staten Island.
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    08/26/09

    In reply to Arizona Children as Young as 12 Think Vodka Red Bull Anus Tampons Are 'Cool'
    Can't they just huff glue and dry hump like regular kids? Jesus, Arizona, don't get above your raisin'.
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    08/26/09

    @BookishLookish: Kids?
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    08/26/09

    @SidAndFinancy: I know at 15 you were going out for smart cocktails and Parker-esque banter, my dear, but some of us were listening to the Ramones.
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    Edited by BookishLatkeish at 08/26/09 2:24 PM BookishLatkeish was starred BookishLatkeish was unstarred
    Image of allyzay allyzay
    08/26/09

    In reply to Arizona Children as Young as 12 Think Vodka Red Bull Anus Tampons Are 'Cool'
    When I lived in Arizona as a teenager, everyone just did crystal meth like respectable people -- what the hell happened?!
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    Image of Slackferno Slackferno
    08/26/09

    In reply to Arizona Children as Young as 12 Think Vodka Red Bull Anus Tampons Are 'Cool'
    Please understand that the assload of crazy coming out of Arizona of late is concentrated to the giant puss-filled zit in the middle of the state that is Phoenix. Much of the rest of the state is populated with perfectly sane hippies (Sedona) and recently unstarred Gawker commenters (Tucson.)
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    Image of bboston88 bboston88
    08/26/09

    @Slackferno: Word! Sedona and Tucson do not like to be associated with the plastic, wannabe-LA Snottsdale crowd.
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    08/26/09

    @bboston88: Please. I live in Scottsdale, and it's fine. What isn't fine are all the jerks from Chandler, Ahwatukee and the West Side that come over here in droves on the weekends to act like assholes. If Scottsdale is so bad, why does every person flock here on a Saturday night? A lot of us are real people, not the asshats that come in from other parts of the Valley to make us look bad.
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    Edited by mfnher at 08/26/09 1:39 PM mfnher was starred mfnher was unstarred
    Image of wrongneighborhood wrongneighborhood
    08/26/09

    In reply to Arizona Children as Young as 12 Think Vodka Red Bull Anus Tampons Are 'Cool'
    I feel need to somehow defend my home state.

    We have pretty sunsets. And a lizard that shoots blood from its eyes.

    That's all I have.
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    Edited by wrongneighborhood at 08/26/09 10:31 AM wrongneighborhood was starred wrongneighborhood was unstarred
    Image of Perhaps Not Perhaps Not
    08/26/09

    @wrongneighborhood: I'm a-movin' to Tempe!
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    08/26/09

    @wrongneighborhood: and you guys gave kurt warner another shot after the rams! That's something.

    Then again, maybe he was just there for the ass tampons.
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    Edited by m4ximusprim3 at 08/26/09 12:39 PM m4ximusprim3 was starred m4ximusprim3 was unstarred
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