This bridge in Siberia is wobbly, narrow, long, and really high above the water. How anyone crosses this bridge without completely losing control of their bowels is beyond me. So let's see someone cross it!

When a set of keys is handed to a valet, a certain level of trust is exchanged. But for these valets, "park my car" is mistaken for "make my car do donuts."

Getting a traffic ticket is no fun. Completely losing it and shrieking like a 5-year-old with ADHD who has run out of ritalin is certainly not the usual reaction.

Some people have useful talents like juggling fire, or playing the keytar at a bus terminal for money. This guy has been touched by a beautiful angel with his ability to turn raspberries into car engines.

Holy crap. A man kept getting his food stolen. He sets up a hidden camera, and what he discovers is beyond unsettling. This is invasive and weird and scary all over.

Last night on Colbert's "the craziest f**king thing I've ever heard," was a creature found in New Jersey that attaches itself to an animal's tongue and feeds off it. We're pretty sure it's called a Snooki.

Think of any hobby and someone is probably obsessed with it. For documentaries, the more esoteric, the more intriguing. Well there is a bloc of people obsessed with accumulating frequent flyer miles. And it makes for a mesmerizing documentary short.

For millennia, man has questioned how Burger King tricks consumers by making Whoppers look edible in commercials. The answer is simple: In order to make fast food look good, you must make it even more disgusting.

This movie is an insult to the mouth-breathers who enjoyed "Epic Movie." The trailer for "The 40 Year Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It," is worse than you can possibly imagine. (NSFW)

Let's face it, there comes a time in everybody's life when they're going to fall off of a stage in front of a crowd of Russians. Here's a video tutorial of how to do it with grace and dignity.

Here's video of Marilyn Monroe in the late 50's smoking a dooby with some friends in New Jersey. That is one happy dame!

Well, I guess the Florida PD can call off the investigation. Our friends in Taiwan already used animation to re-enact exactly how the Tiger Woods fiasco (probably) transpired. Unbelievable.

Two hoarders, Shirley and Bailey, tried to take in as many stray cats in the neighborhood as possible. In taking in around 76(!) cats, they overlooked one important thing: feeding them.

You can't find them at PETCO and they won't bring the emotional gratification of a real pet's affection, but if you're itching to replace kibble and fish flakes with batteries and power cords, check out these robot animals.

Knowledge is power. Until that knowledge blows up right in your face.

Say what you will about jimmy Fallon, the man can do good impressions. Here he is singing the theme song for The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air in complete Neil Young get-up.

This past Sunday, Japan's new resident weirdo Sal9000 married the "love of his life," Nene Anegasaki. The catch? She currently resides inside of his Nintendo DS.

Man's eternal struggle with the primeval power whence he came: the oceans. The Divine David warns: "Where there is beauty... there is danger". Like Hemingway, but with more eyeshadow.