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    Image of DorothyMantooth DorothyMantooth
    06/16/09

    In reply to Bruce and Emma Willis' Newlywed S&M Gift to All of Us
    When I was in college, I went shopping with my dad. And a shopkeeper dude told my dad he had a beautiful wife.


    This thing looks like that thing.

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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    06/15/09

    In reply to Bruce and Emma Willis' Newlywed S&M Gift to All of Us
    Under the one picture in which we see Bruce's face up close, there's a beauty tip on using the right SPF to avoid wrinkles. Oh, nothing like some well-placed quiet bitchiness.
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    Image of forwardmotion forwardmotion
    06/15/09

    In reply to Bruce and Emma Willis' Newlywed S&M Gift to All of Us
    MY EEEEEYYYYYEEESS! AHHHH
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    Image of drewonline drewonline
    06/15/09

    In reply to Bruce and Emma Willis' Newlywed S&M Gift to All of Us
    I would love to see an example of what Richard defines as clearly NSFW - I swear, it would take hard-core porn to get a NSFW from Richard.
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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    06/15/09

    @drewonline: Pretty much.
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    06/15/09

    In reply to Bruce and Emma Willis' Newlywed S&M Gift to All of Us
    When I get home from work tonight, I'm going to suggest to Mr. P (who is about one million times sexier than BW, BTW) that we set up our own early-middle-age photo spread. Some highlights include: Mr. P artfully arranged on our bed (only a queen b/c we're close like that), flat on his back, me scrunched up on the edge of my side, eyes wide open, a look of anger and frustration; the Mr. & Mrs. P couch dance, which is each of us on opposite ends of the couch, arranging and rearranging our legs in order to get comfy; and the secret late-night living room assignation, Mrs. P with a gigantic bowl of chocolate ice cream, Mr. P with a 20% EXTRA bag of Cheetos.
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    Image of kimsama kimsama
    06/15/09

    @Mama Penguino: Aw, the universality of what you just wrote is brilliant ^_^
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/15/09

    In reply to Bruce and Emma Willis' Newlywed S&M Gift to All of Us
    What is up with the leg goop? First Gwynnie, now this female?


    Team Matte 4Evah!

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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    06/15/09

    @BookishLookish: He just birthed her.
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    Image of javysan javysan
    06/15/09

    In reply to Bruce and Emma Willis' Newlywed S&M Gift to All of Us
    Oh come on! I would still do him and so would many of you! Who's with me?!


    *crickets*

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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    06/15/09

    @javysan: YES.
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    06/15/09

    In reply to Bruce and Emma Willis' Newlywed S&M Gift to All of Us
    This is what happens when rich and famous saggy bald men realize that nothing is going to keep them from dying.


    Makes your Uncle Joe's green convertible VW and passionless affair with that office temp look a lot less embarrassing, right?

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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    06/15/09

    In reply to Bruce and Emma Willis' Newlywed S&M Gift to All of Us
    Your move, Cybil Shepard and Joe Jonas.
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    06/15/09

    In reply to Bruce and Emma Willis' Newlywed S&M Gift to All of Us
    John McClane and the Plastic Oh, No! Band
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    Image of uncle_wiggly uncle_wiggly
    06/15/09

    In reply to Bruce and Emma Willis' Newlywed S&M Gift to All of Us
    Bruce seems a bit too old to be having a mid-life crisis.
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    06/15/09

    @uncle_wiggly: He already did. It was called "Hudson Hawk."
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    Image of ginger rant ginger rant
    06/15/09

    @uncle_wiggly: Ooh! Exactly! See my comment above ...
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    06/15/09

    @AndPreciousLittleofThat: Shut your mouth. I love that movie.
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    Image of Urbania Urbania
    06/15/09

    In reply to Bruce and Emma Willis' Newlywed S&M Gift to All of Us
    The photos are so closed. It's like we cannot enter them, and they are only a conversation between the photographer and the subjects. And perhaps the editors at W.


    Compare to his photoshoot of Brad Pitt in W after Fight Club came out. Sexy, crazy, exhibitionist...but also a bit ambiguous, and open for interpretation. It is as if they invite the viewer to participate.


    Or am I crazy?

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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    06/15/09

    In reply to Bruce and Emma Willis' Newlywed S&M Gift to All of Us
    Wait until Demi and her son Ashton see these!
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    Image of Kitten_Witawip Kitten_Witawip
    06/15/09

    @jasonelias: I think the new Mrs. Willis looks very much like the last picture of the former Mrs. Willis.
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    06/15/09

    @Kitten_Witawip: That's true, there is a resemblance.
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    06/15/09

    In reply to Bruce and Emma Willis' Newlywed S&M Gift to All of Us
    I can't tell what's more vomit-inducing. Is it the pictures or the article? The whole thing reads like a love letter to the two of them.
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    Image of ginger rant ginger rant
    06/15/09

    In reply to Bruce and Emma Willis' Newlywed S&M Gift to All of Us
    Here's what these photos say to me: "We're really scared that people will know the truth: that we're not that sexually compatible, and maybe the old man's running out of juice these days. So we're going to compensate for our insecurity by posing for pictures that will make other people THINK we're all into the cutting-edge sex and such. Really, we just like to go home and play board games and watch Law and Order reruns."


    As someone I used to know once said about Madonna, "There's nothing less sexy than someone tell you how sexy they are."

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/15/09

    @ginger rant: Agreed. Not pervy, not hot. Overstyled boring dreck. Snore.
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    06/15/09

    @ginger rant: @BookishLookish: I'll go along with that too.
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