Pray for her.

In this edition of Jimmy Fallon's ongoing "Famous Song Played with Classroom Instruments" series, British handsome man cabal with angel voices and regrettable tattoos One Direction joined The Roots and the goofy TV host to threaten you with holiday spirit. Santa Claus is coming to town—and he's bringing these scruffy…

You do not ask if Zayn is on drugs. This is the chorus of One Direction's tween Twitter fans, who are absolutely outraged that Today's Matt Lauer would even think of doing such a thing. But after boy band member Zayn Malik bailed on One Direction's album release show for a "tummy bug," Matt had some questions for the…

Perhaps while browsing Twitter this morning, you noticed that #LiamAteNiallsPants was trending nationwide. Uhh what's that, you thought to yourself. Liam sounds like a name...but what are niallspants...should I eat them..? I'm old. (You're old).

Has #TheDailyShowGoneTooFar? In a segment this week about terrorist groups in the Middle East, correspondent Jessica Williams joked about a new "super group" involving one member each from "ISIS, Al Nusra, Al Qaeda, Hamas, One Direction, and the Zetas drug cartel." LOL—not! say 1D's tween fans.

Last month the members of One Direction decided to film themselves passing a joint around in Peru and today the world sees them for what they are: a group of twenty-year-olds getting high in the back of a van.

Kendall Jenner, one of the stars of Keeping Up With the Kardashians: The Next Generation, is primarily known for modeling and for posting sideboob photos on her outrageously popular Instagram account. She is not known for reading.

On Saturday, One Direction member Liam Payne tweeted "huge love to your family" at Willie Robertson of the A&E hit show Duck Dynasty.

YouTube comments are known the Internet over as some of the most petty, petulant, and just plain vile exchanges between ostensible humans.

It's unclear what exactly this daughter did to make her mom this mad, but apparently something so bad that it warrants the worst punishment of known to teenage girls: Auctioning off her One Direction tickets.

The young men of the boy band One Direction like playing with their fame. Throughout their Morgan Spurlock-directed 3D concert movie/behind-the-scenes doc, One Direction: This Is Us, we see them conducting the applause they receive as though the crowds of adoring fans are instruments. They run to and from ledges of…

Taylor Swift's "shut the fuck up"—memorialized here in GIF form—was directed at her ex-boyfriend, One Direction's Harry Styles, who was at that moment on stage. But it's a pretty good review of the entire VMA experience:

London tweens camping out for the premiere of One Direction: This Is Us.

Taking a cue from Justin Bieber, the singing fey children from the band One Direction have launched a perfume named after a misleading assumption that you have spent time with them. It's called Our Moment, and like Bieber's Girlfriend perfume, it's a reference to one of their songs, "Moments," from their first album.

Move over "Man Getting Hit By Football" — there's a new Sheriff of groin-strike videos in town, and it stars One Direction's Harry Styles.