@Nice Beaver: Through careful wording, nothing I said was wrong, but that's why you use words like "apparently" and "might". My report was based on appearances, and my math added two and two and got twenty-two.
My only weak defense is that my request for information on the subject wasn't granted. I emailed the publicist on 8/5 and held the item as a inkling/draft for 8 days. Did I follow up? No. I work just under 60 hours a week and have a reputation as a homothario that must be maintained which takes time.
Discussing the matter with friends, we all had the same impression, so I ran with it. The payoff is that I'm embarrassed and feel badly for feeding a misleading story to Gawker. I genuinely regret the error.
08/18/09
Kind of like the Facebook link to Gawker except people will actually use it.
08/19/09
08/18/09
08/18/09
Thanks for the great head
Sorry about the cold sore
I took your wallet
08/18/09
"u look so similar to me but really
like my ypunger bro—-u r so hot…pnp? any pig?"*
*actual MH message I have received
08/18/09
I can't help it, I was raised in a wayward home ruled by strict grammarians.
08/18/09
08/19/09
My only weak defense is that my request for information on the subject wasn't granted. I emailed the publicist on 8/5 and held the item as a inkling/draft for 8 days. Did I follow up? No. I work just under 60 hours a week and have a reputation as a homothario that must be maintained which takes time.
Discussing the matter with friends, we all had the same impression, so I ran with it. The payoff is that I'm embarrassed and feel badly for feeding a misleading story to Gawker. I genuinely regret the error.
08/19/09