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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    10/10/09

    In reply to Conde Nast's Dating Site, Featuring Si Newhouse's "Profile"
    Hmmmm, if there's a chance it can set me up with any of these guys, they can HAVE my money.
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    10/10/09

    In reply to Conde Nast's Dating Site, Featuring Si Newhouse's "Profile"
    Just went over to Forbes to read up on Si -- didn't realize that he lost almost 50% of his net worth in the past year. I'd say "Poor guy!" if he weren't still worth $4.5 Billion.
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    10/10/09

    In reply to Conde Nast's Dating Site, Featuring Si Newhouse's "Profile"
    unite glamorous girls with fashion-conscious GQ-reading boys to create matches made in style heaven.

    Translation: matching fag hags with shopping buddies.. progressive!
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    10/10/09

    @lobstr: Seriously. I really don't understand why Conde thinks any more than 20% of the men that read GQ are straight.
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    Image of seyswho seyswho
    10/10/09

    In reply to Conde Nast's Dating Site, Featuring Si Newhouse's "Profile"
    This site may be geared towards the heteros, but give it time. With enough revenue shortage, I can easily see an Adam4Adam style hook-up/porn site in the Conde future.

    Sort of like publishing whores meets actual whores.
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    Image of spotted-dog spotted-dog
    10/10/09

    In reply to Conde Nast's Dating Site, Featuring Si Newhouse's "Profile"
    but will they post tranny ads?
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    Image of britneyspearstears britneyspearstears
    10/10/09

    @spotted-dog: Yes, but only if they're fashionable.
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    10/10/09

    @spotted-dog: They already feature Angelica Houston on a regular basis.
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    Image of jimstoic jimstoic
    05/19/09

    In reply to Internet Dater Chooses Stolen Pictures Poorly
    Nicole Wallace anyone?
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    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    05/19/09

    @jimstoic: Bobbee
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    Image of fileunder fileunder
    05/19/09

    In reply to Internet Dater Chooses Stolen Pictures Poorly
    I wonder why, under 'Sign', it says 'N/A' instead of 'CANCER'.
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    Image of The Queen of No The Queen of No
    05/19/09

    In reply to Internet Dater Chooses Stolen Pictures Poorly
    What's the point? Just to see how many people respond to get a fake ego-boost? I'm so confused! Whyyyyyyyyy.
     Reply
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    05/19/09

    In reply to Internet Dater Chooses Stolen Pictures Poorly
    This whole situation makes me want to chuck a pretzel down a stairwell.


    I have no idea what that means.

     Reply
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    05/20/09

    @Smitros:


    You have a twisted, salty mind?

     Reply
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    05/19/09

    In reply to Internet Dater Chooses Stolen Pictures Poorly
    I'm more horrified by her incorrect use of "try and convert you." It's try to convert you. Apparently she never mastered elementary English grammar.
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    Image of Dickens_Ghost Dickens_Ghost
    05/19/09

    In reply to Internet Dater Chooses Stolen Pictures Poorly
    The saddest part of her profile "I just moved here (Detroit) from Pasadena"
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    Image of Moriturus Moriturus
    05/19/09

    @Dickens_Ghost: Not really. LA is one of the places in the world where nuclear war can have a happy ending.
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    Image of Dickens_Ghost Dickens_Ghost
    05/19/09

    @Moriturus:


    Perhpas, but she just moved to a city that looks as if that nuclear war already happened.

     Reply
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    Image of econdave econdave
    05/19/09

    In reply to Internet Dater Chooses Stolen Pictures Poorly
    So who puts somebody else's picture up on a lesbian dating site? A guy or a gal?
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    Image of metropolitan metropolitan
    05/19/09

    @econdave:

    uhm, a guy wanting to jerk off to lesbian fantasies...
     Reply
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    05/19/09

    In reply to Internet Dater Chooses Stolen Pictures Poorly
    A tremendous number of people put false photos on these things. The last one I talked to turned out to be a bored, overweight 17 year-old.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    05/19/09

    @Mount_Prion: C.U.C.A.R.A.C.H.A.: I, however, look exactly like my avatar.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    05/19/09

    @Mount_Prion: C.U.C.A.R.A.C.H.A.: Is Chris Hansen nice in person?
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    05/19/09

    @Mount_Prion: C.U.C.A.R.A.C.H.A.: You too, eh?
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    Image of DenOfEvil DenOfEvil
    05/19/09

    @Mount_Prion: C.U.C.A.R.A.C.H.A.: Really? In real life you resemble a blue misfolded amyloid beta-sheet prion cartoon? Awesome.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    05/19/09

    @DenOfEvil: Don't laugh at my misfold!
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    05/19/09

    @Mount_Prion: C.U.C.A.R.A.C.H.A.: Yeah, I guess protein-snarking is bad form.
     Reply
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    Image of DenOfEvil DenOfEvil
    05/19/09

    @Smitros: Not as badly formed as that prion protein!
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    05/19/09

    @DenOfEvil: @Smitros: Ouch. I hope they pass some laws about talking shit on the internet because this hurts. It really hurts.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    05/19/09

    @Mount_Prion: C.U.C.A.R.A.C.H.A.: Hurts? I thought it was supposed to cause memory loss and, in the Papua New Guinea kuru version, virtually uncontrollable laughter in the final stages. Of course, I've been wrong before.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    05/20/09

    @DenOfEvil:


    I was thinking anal beads, but hey I'm not catholic or druze, so it's to be expected.


    Prion, you wouldn't be D.E. Shaw, wouldja?

     Reply
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    Image of McMurphy McMurphy
    05/19/09

    In reply to Internet Dater Chooses Stolen Pictures Poorly
    She walks her dog every day, though. That's gotta count for something.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    05/19/09

    @McMurphy: Depends what she means by "walks her dog."
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    05/19/09

    In reply to Internet Dater Chooses Stolen Pictures Poorly
    "betabrain" or whatever should have cut out his own name from the photos.


    Now we can date him.

     Reply
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