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    Drew Braying More

    'Hi, Tom. Thanks for Coming.'

    Discomfort and Joined

    Check Out That Bass

    Coffee Smug

    'What? Vegan Jokes Are Funny!'

    Glass Half-Empty, Girl Half-Dressed

    Two Wild and Crazy Wheels

    Push Him Real Good

    'I Once Dressed as Dr. Frank-N-Furter at a Fancy Dress Party'
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    12:29 PM

    In reply to Drew Braying More
    "Ha! Kate, you do the best De Niro ever."
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    12:06 PM

    In reply to Drew Braying More
    Yes Drew I used Bing once. It wasn't that exciting.
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    Uncle_Billy_Slumming was starred Uncle_Billy_Slumming was unstarred
    Image of A Message To Rudy A Message To Rudy
    11:56 AM

    In reply to Drew Braying More
    "Ow, my sciatica! Wait, how old am I again?"
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    11:12 AM

    In reply to Drew Braying More
    Kate looks like Eva Longoria here.
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    Image of Graymalkin56 Graymalkin56
    11:16 AM

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: Eva Longoria only wishes she looked that good.

    Looks like some of Drew's sequins rubbed off on Kate's left hand there. It's a techno-virus!
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    Banjo-Sea Kitten promoted this comment Graymalkin56 was starred Graymalkin56 was unstarred
    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    11:20 AM

    @Graymalkin56: yeah, I agree, although Kate exudes a coldness that puts me off sometimes. Eva seems warmer but I don't watch her housewife show.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    11:01 AM

    In reply to Drew Braying More
    I love The Drew. I can not snark on The Drew.
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    11:23 AM

    @BadUncle: You're a thucker for a lithp.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11:40 AM

    @BadUncle: Can't do it either. Even if she's wearing crazyquins with shoulder holes.
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    10:57 AM

    In reply to Drew Braying More
    I'd much prefer to think this is a picture taken half a second before a gigantic sneeze.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    10:54 AM

    In reply to Drew Braying More
    "And if I lean back like THIS, I can totally catch Justin's grapes!"
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    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    12/03/09

    In reply to 'Hi, Tom. Thanks for Coming.'
    Get thee behind me, thetan.
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    Image of Tattertotter Tattertotter
    12/03/09

    In reply to 'Hi, Tom. Thanks for Coming.'
    Penelope: I know, I know, like he used to make me read all these shitty pamphlets about getting "clear" and how Scientology could win me an Oscar--Holy Crap, and this from a guy who likes to cruise Sunset in a limo for boys to blow!

    Nicole: Absolutely, same deal for me except I told him about a year after we were married that if he used the word "suppressive" around me one more time, I'd release that video Mimi made of the pool party in Cabo where he lined-up the entire waitstaff--at least, the lightest and prettiest boys--and sucked them all dry. Nasty little dwarf. . .
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/03/09

    In reply to 'Hi, Tom. Thanks for Coming.'
    Based on the semisolid looks of Ms. Urban, I'd say this picture was taken at Madame Tussauds.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    12/03/09

    In reply to 'Hi, Tom. Thanks for Coming.'
    Wait, didn't two out of five of these people date or marry Tom Cruise?! Dame Judes watch your back. Scientology is like lady-chloroform.
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    Image of RollsRoyceRevenge RollsRoyceRevenge
    12/03/09

    In reply to 'Hi, Tom. Thanks for Coming.'
    (From left to right)
    Katrina Crazypants the Talking Tablecloth, Violet Beauregard, Mrs. Oscar The Grouch and future reincarnation of Dr. Who observe Alice Liddell undergo a size change.
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    Image of econdave econdave
    12/03/09

    In reply to 'Hi, Tom. Thanks for Coming.'
    I'm completely confused. Is his shirt sheer, or just flesh-colored? And more importantly, why?
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    12/03/09

    In reply to 'Hi, Tom. Thanks for Coming.'
    Nine to 5'5"
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    12/03/09

    In reply to 'Hi, Tom. Thanks for Coming.'
    Nick Kid...whole 'lotta bad. Kate Hud...whole 'lotta worse.

    And Day Lewis is just the clueless over-hiked pants King in that royal visage of suck.
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