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    Check Out That Bass

    Coffee Smug

    'What? Vegan Jokes Are Funny!'

    Glass Half-Empty, Girl Half-Dressed

    Two Wild and Crazy Wheels

    Push Him Real Good

    'I Once Dressed as Dr. Frank-N-Furter at a Fancy Dress Party'

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    Image of StonedAndDethroned StonedAndDethroned
    05:57 PM

    In reply to Check Out That Bass
    Mulholland Drivel
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    04:54 PM

    In reply to Check Out That Bass
    Laura Elena Harring just seems to be remembering the time when she starring in a great David Lynch movie and not a third-rate teensploitation show.
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    04:47 PM

    In reply to Check Out That Bass
    "I knew we shouldn't have let the Parents Television Council dress us for our threesome."
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    Image of ShanghaiLil ShanghaiLil
    04:14 PM

    In reply to Check Out That Bass
    You've got your brights on, Honey!
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    Image of Rozelle’s Bagman Rozelle’s Bagman
    02:33 PM

    In reply to Coffee Smug
    I'm sorry. I challenge anyone to find a place in a 3 block radius that still dispenses coffee in a it's-a-pleasure-to-serve-you cup. Unless it's a period piece, the prop dept. tried too hard (of course).
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    Edited by Rozelle’s Bagman at 12/02/09 2:36 PM Rozelle’s Bagman was starred Rozelle’s Bagman was unstarred
    Image of takeouteurotrash takeouteurotrash
    05:39 PM

    @Rozelle’s Bagman: What are you talking about? In fact, the bodega across the street from CSFB...right near Matty's supposed location.
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    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    02:29 PM

    In reply to Coffee Smug
    He doesn't have to wait in line because movie stars' burgers are made by wizard chefs, topped with fairy cheese, and delivered by angels. The angels are interns, of course.
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    Edited by TheBusinessGuy at 12/02/09 2:30 PM TheBusinessGuy was starred TheBusinessGuy was unstarred
    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    12:59 PM

    In reply to Coffee Smug
    I must be getting old, because this is very appealing to me. I see this sort of thing and I want to ask him to clean my gutters on Saturday.
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    12:52 PM

    In reply to Coffee Smug
    "I'm sorry, Ben Whofleck?"
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    Image of takeouteurotrash takeouteurotrash
    12:34 PM

    In reply to Coffee Smug
    Nice shoes, you piker.
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    Image of Thatcornellguy Thatcornellguy
    12:24 PM

    In reply to Coffee Smug
    Those Credit Suisse Boys still go to Shake Shack?
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    12:17 PM

    In reply to Coffee Smug
    Let me guess, The Adjustment Bureau is a movie about an undercover agent, politician, rogue operative who is outed by extremists wherein a plot develops to take him and any other UAPROs out barring discovery. Cue intense acting, quiet rage, and/or last minute twist-a-surprise action in a car chase sequence, or broodish stealth attack featuring closed space hand to hand combat.

    (i.e. that coffee cup is a lethal weapon/bomb/detonator and will be plunged/set off/affixed with putty, directly onto someones heart. KAPOW!)
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    12:20 PM

    @Spirit Fingers: where's his ex-wife whom he still adores, who's super hott but already married to a rich asshole?
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    Image of secretagentman secretagentman
    12:24 PM

    @Spirit Fingers: It's actually a Sci-Fi thriller based on a short story by Philip K Dick.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    12:34 PM

    @secretagentman: OK, that gives it some merit, but Hollywood could certainly cheese it up.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    12:35 PM

    @secretagentman: Yah, yah...but is he an undercover agent, politician, or a rogue operative? I bet he is. And how do we know the sci-fi angle isn't really about aliens sent to overthrow NASA (not hard) in some diabolical Men in Blackesque plot of destruction wherein only one man...THIS MAN...can save everyone, earth, and the CIA with laser guns, obviously. KAPOW!
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    Image of secretagentman secretagentman
    12:38 PM

    @Spirit Fingers: Politician.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    01:01 PM

    @secretagentman: Exactly. And you thought I was making things up. Heh.

    @AlfaCharger: Completely forgot about that. Love that movie. And not sure Damon should enter into Diesel's turf, really.

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: Never underestimate Hollywood's ability to put CGI puke all over everything-- see Avatar--or completely waste talented actors--see The Astronaut's Wife.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    01:17 PM

    @Spirit Fingers: I long for the raw tech power of "Plan 9 From Outer Space."
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12:13 PM

    In reply to Coffee Smug
    But seriously. There's an Adjustment Bureau now? I can outsource the public rearrangement of my privates?

    I'm in.
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    12:11 PM

    In reply to Coffee Smug
    I would whore myself out for some Shake Shack right now.
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    Image of secretagentman secretagentman
    12:13 PM

    @Matt Cherette: I would whore myself our for some Matt Damon right now.
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    Image of tigolbitties tigolbitties
    12:26 PM

    @secretagentman: seconded!
    the only time i liked sarah silverman was when she was fucking matt damon...
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12:33 PM

    @secretagentman: Thirded. Who wouldn't hit that?
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    12:58 PM

    @Lysergic Asset: Affleck.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    01:08 PM

    @Brian Moylan: One never knows, does one?
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12:10 PM

    In reply to Coffee Smug
    Caption:

    Victim of poor box-office but still a proud man, actor Matt Damon begs for loose change on the streets of Manhattan.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    12:07 PM

    In reply to Coffee Smug
    Those pants are a horror. Did he mug a flight attendant for Cathay Pacific Airlines?
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    Image of Beau Nerd Beau Nerd
    12:24 PM

    @BettyCrocker: The smirk leads me to believe he mile high clubbed the attendant first.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    12:26 PM

    @BettyCrocker: I mean, really. Carson Kressley dressed him, maybe?
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    Edited by Banjo-Sea Kitten at 12/02/09 12:34 PM Banjo-Sea Kitten was starred Banjo-Sea Kitten was unstarred
    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    01:11 PM

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: "Don't be afraid of CUH-la!"

    "But we are, Carson. We are."
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    01:11 PM

    @Beau Nerd: He does look pleased with himself, no?
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    Image of A Message To Rudy A Message To Rudy
    01:40 PM

    @BettyCrocker: Does film dull colors down a bit when it's projected in a theater? Cause that would explain the electric blue pants.

    Trying to imagine the complete suit...
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    01:44 PM

    @A Message To Rudy: Here ya go!
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    Image of A Message To Rudy A Message To Rudy
    03:30 PM

    @BettyCrocker: OK, I was wrong. I DON'T want to see the complete suit.
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    Image of ModernMindOfM ModernMindOfM
    03:50 PM

    @BettyCrocker:
    'The Legend of Baddest Pants.'
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    04:15 PM

    @ModernMindOfM: The Sisterhood Of The Screaming Into The Night Pants?
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