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Formerly Sad Actress Just Remembered That She's Rich

Richard — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 13:52:00 EDT

[Kirsten Dunst in the West Village yesterday; image via Bauer-Griffin]

Upon Brushing Against Stranger On Street, Reality Star Worried She'll Come Down With a Case of Bagel

Richard — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 10:25:00 EDT

[Lauren Conrad of "The Hills" and a ridiculously hot male companion out and about in Los Angeles last night; image via Splash]

"No, I Don't Have a Cat. But I Can Show You My Dogs. Wait... Ohh, I Get It."

Richard — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 16:01:00 EDT

[Perpetually naked "Sex and the City" star Kim Cattrall at Harrod's in London today; image via Splash]

"Equus, Prius. Prius, Equus."

Richard — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:03:00 EDT

[Actress Sarah Jessica Parker (who is lovely! it's just a joke! cool it with the outrage, please!) in New York City today; image via Bauer-Griffin]

SidAndFinancy's new line beats the original, "If You Need Me to Go Up Front and Pull, No Problem."

The Devil Wears Wallpaper

Richard — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:25:00 EDT

["Vogue" editor Anna Wintour in Paris for a Chanel fashion show; image via Splash]

MisterHippity's new line beats the original, "Oh Dear, One of the Models Dropped Her Lunch."

The Raft of Medusa is Brought to You by Pbeach.

Richard — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 10:03:00 EDT

[Rage-infected supermodel Naomi Campbell in St. Tropez yesterday; image via Splash]

CaptainHangNail's new line beats the original, Naomi Campbell Wranglers Helpless to Stop Boat Attack.

This Great Country of Ours Soldiers On

Richard — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 11:15:00 EDT

[Former entertainer Britney Spears, who tragically died seven months ago, pictured in Los Angeles yesterday; image via INF]

"Guess Where I Just Spit the Seed..."

Richard — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 11:55:00 EDT

["Gossip Girl" Hamptons Watch, day one million. Blake Lively and Penn Badgley are seen here, on a beach somewhere in Long Island, eating watermelon. This was taken today; image via Splash]

Television Star Surrounded By Her Core Demographic

Richard — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 16:25:00 EDT

[Blake Lively filming "Gossip Girl" (because, really, why stop now) on Tilden Beach in the Hamptons today; image via INF]

Like Kirsten Dunst's Face, Taxi Makes Money Even When Motionless

Richard — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 12:50:00 EDT

[Actors Ryan "Face Rub" Gosling and Kirsten "Fey Indifference" Dunst on the New York set of their new film "All Good Things" today; image via INF]

MisterHippity's new line beats the original, "Please Driver, to the Airport. We're Going on an Ego Trip."

Nemo Found, Repurposed.

Richard — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 10:21:00 EDT

[Mary-Kate Olsen at the premiere of her new film "The Wackness" in New York last night; image via Splash]

Don Is' line beats the original, Festival of Santa Lucia Gets Queer Space-Disco Theme This Year.

Tour De Nance Gets Underway

Richard — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 17:00:00 EDT

[Leighton Meester and an unknown dude film a scene for "Gossip Girl" (and you thought I was done for the day!) in the Hamptons today; image via INF]

Short Dude Spots Wonderland

Richard — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 13:10:00 EDT

[Singer/songwriter/lovemaker John Mayer greeting fans in Manchester, UK yesterday; image via Splash]

mathnet's new line beats the original For Brief Second, A Whole New Imagined Life Flashes Before Manchester Woman's Eyes.

"And Zis Is How I Made Meester Softee No More."

Richard — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 10:23:00 EDT

["Project Runway" host and ridiculously gorgeous woman Heidi Klum taking a stroll in the West Village yesterday; image via Splash]

Aaron Altman's new line beats the original, "Oh Ja, Ice Cream... You Are Definitely In..."

Ti Many Martoonis

Richard — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 12:36:00 EDT

[Actress Gwyneth Paltrow leaving the Spotted Pig in New York last night, where she was attending an after-concert party for her husband Chris Martin's band Coldplay; image via INF]

Mime Shows Westwick the New Trick She Has Been Working On

Richard — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 10:14:00 EDT

[Ed "Chuck Bass" Westwick of teen soap "Gossip Girl" on the show's Hamptons set yesterday; image via INF]

StrawberryShortcake's new line beats the original, "Can You Feel Me Now?"

Gold, Frankenpants and Merkin

Richard — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 16:03:00 EDT

[Broadway actors Vincent De Paul, Matthew Morrison, and Nick Adams at the Broadway Bares charity event over the weekend; image via WENN]

miasma-protege's new line beats the original, Theatre Actors Practice Their Craft.

Lean Girls

Richard — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:09:00 EDT

[Actress and gay hero Lindsay Lohan with her probable-girlfriend, DJ Samantha Ronson, at a LA burger joint yesterday; via ONTD]

TedSez's new line beats the original, Sunday in the Park With Georgia Rule.

The Loneliest Detail

Richard — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 10:15:00 EDT

[Lynne Spears, mother of singer Britney and new mama Jamie-Lynn, is escorted by a McComb, MS police officer when leaving a Wal-Mart over the weekend; image via INF]

"Oh, You Know? I Had Some On Monday."

Richard — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 09:56:00 EDT

["Gossip Girl" star Blake Lively in the Hamptons, where filming has begun on the show's second season; image via INF]

"Come With Me If You Want to Live."

Richard — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 14:48:00 EDT

[Fashion designer and completely strange person Karl Lagerfeld wearing a safety vest for a French PSA. The text roughly translates to: "It's yellow, it's ugly, it doesn't go with anything, but it could save your life."; image via Fashion Copious, headline via Pareene]

"Don't Cry For Me, Fresno Free Clinic..."

Richard — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 09:56:00 EDT

[MTV reality star Tila Tequila (from "A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila," the bisexual dating elimination challenge) outside a restaurant in LA last night; image via Splash]

Nicole Richie's Carol Burnett Homage Goes Down in Flames

Richard — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:25:00 EDT

[Celebrity toadstool Nicole Richie at a women in film gala in Los Angeles last night, because um... oh, I don't know; image via Splash]

Sex and the City Actress Decides to Wear What Her Show Was About

Richard — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 17:25:00 EDT

[Kristin Davis in Jerusalem today; image via Bauer-Griffin]

"Oop! Thanks For the Offer, M'am. But That, Uh, That Sounds Kinda Gross!"

Richard — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 11:35:00 EDT

["Gossip Girl" actor Chace Crawford at a Canadian awards show last night; image via WENN]

Lindsay Lohan Apparently Gets the E! Channel On Her Cell Phone

Richard — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:02:00 EDT

[Actress Lindsay Lohan on a film set today; image via Splash]

Alec Baldwin Helps Little Old Lady Down the Red Carpet

Richard — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 12:02:00 EDT

[Actor Alec Baldwin with his born again brother Stephen at the Tony Awards last night; image via Bauer-Griffin]

Young Actor Arrives Stateside, Fully Clothed. For Now.

Richard — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 10:03:00 EDT

["Harry Potter" star Daniel Radcliffe at last night's Tony Awards. This fall he will be baring all on Broadway in the play "Equus"; image via Splash]

Young Woman Suddenly Very Excited to Be Living Lohan

Richard — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 17:00:00 EDT

[Actress and lesbian superhero Lindsay Lohan on the set of a new film yesterday; image via Bauer-Griffin]

"These Days, I Go Where It Tells Me To."

Richard — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 10:30:00 EDT

[Amy Winehouse, who used to be a singer, doing something sad over there in England somewhere; image via Splash]

Devil In a Hued Dress

Richard — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 17:22:00 EDT

["Real Housewife" of New York City Alex McCord at a charity for water event in New York last night; image via WENN]

Found: Junk Yard Outside Polson, Montana. Under Driver's Seat of Old Tour Bus. Signed On Back: "Dear Rusty- Summer '86 Forever! Poison Forever. Rock Forever. Love Forever, Roxie."

Richard — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 12:39:00 EDT

[Actress Scarlett Johansson in one of several outtake photos from her recent Nylon magazine photo shoot.]

Following Celebrity Endorsement, Dean & DeLuca Oat Sales Skyrocket

Richard — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 11:03:00 EDT

[Actress Sarah Jessica Parker in Soho yesterday; image via Bauer-Griffin]

After All These Years, Buffy Star Still Can't Get Those Damn Musical Numbers Out of Her Head

Richard — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 14:00:00 EDT

["Buffy the Vampire Slayer" actress Sarah Michelle Gellar filming a movie on the sweltering streets of New York City today; image via INF]

"Hey, Look, There's a Bottle of Root Beer Vodka Down There"

Richard — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 10:14:00 EDT

[Gina Gershon, current Broadway actress (in the play "Boeing Boeing") and possible sex-with-Bill Clinton haver, outside the "Regis & Kelly" show yesterday; image via Bauer-Griffin]

Monkeyrash's new line beats the original, "At Least It's Not Blue, Right?"

"...To The Flag! Flag! I Totally Meant Flag, Perez."

Richard — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 10:24:00 EDT

[Celebrity blogger Perez Hilton and friend in LA yesterday; image via WENN]

"Blimey, Good Thing I 'Ad Me Enormous Novelty Camera."

Richard — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 16:44:00 EDT

[Singer Lily Allen in London yesterday; image via Splash]

"This Is Just How We're Going To Have To Do It"

Richard — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 17:44:00 EDT

["Hills"ians Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, plus "Girls Gone Wild" impresario Joe Francis, doing something somewhere I never want to be; image via Splash]

"Haha, I Know. I Made Millions Off That Piece of Crap!"

Richard — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 12:24:00 EDT

[Well-respected, Tony award-winning theatre actress (and, oh, "Sex and the City" star) Cynthia Nixon outside the Jimmy Kimmel show in Los Angeles yesterday; image via Splash]

New York City Urged to Ban Plastic Bags

Richard — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 10:17:00 EDT

[The ladies of both "Real Housewives of Orange County" and "Real Housewives of New York City" at Bravo's first annual A-List Awards (to be broadcast on June 12th) in New York last night; image via WENN]

Chaim_Gnadelstein's new line beats the original, "But Where Are The Nine?"