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'I Once Dressed as Dr. Frank-N-Furter at a Fancy Dress Party'

Brian Moylan — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 12:02:54 EST

[Michael Imperioli and Rocky Horror Picture Show alum Susan Sarandon react to sweet transvestite Prince Charles' overshare at The Lovely Bones premiere in London last night. Image via Getty]

Precious Moments

Brian Moylan — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:41:21 EST

[The whitest boy alive, Zac Efron, gets a posing lesson from Gabourey Sidibe after a screening of his movie, Me and Orson Welles, in New York last night. Image via Getty]

The Final Word on Chris Brown

Brian Moylan — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 11:58:48 EST

[Diane Sawyer had to go and ask about Rihanna's abusive ex during the singer's performance on Good Morning America today, and this was all the response she got. Image via Getty]

Oh, We So Horny

Brian Moylan — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:56:23 EST

[Tinsley Mortimer better watch out because her man Constantine Maroulis and Gossip Girl's Leighton Meester were giving each other the rock horns backstage at his Broadway show Rock of Ages last night. Image via Getty]

Natalie Portmanhandle

Brian Moylan — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 10:21:21 EST

[Natalie Portman cops an inappropriate feel on co-star Tobey Maguire last night at the New York premiere of their new movie Brothers. Image via Getty]

Gothic Girl

Brian Moylan — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:23:01 EST

[Taylor Momsen predictably wore black (but an unpredictably long skirt) at the The Cinema Society screening of The Twilight Saga: New Moon in New York last night. Image via Getty]

The Grooms Wore Matching Tuxedos

Brian Moylan — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:40:07 EST

[Jimmy Fallon and Joseph Gordon-Levitt look like a tiny gay wedding cake topper with their pose at the American Museum of Natural History's Museum Gala last night. Image via Getty]

How Many G's Are in Backstage?

Brian Moylan — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:51:42 EST

[Model Ana Beatriz Barros concentrates really hard on spelling her texts correctly while being made up for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in New York today. Image via Getty]

The Moment Before Sarah Silverman Proposed a 'Four-gy'

Brian Moylan — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 12:07:29 EST

[GQ editor-in-chief Jim Nelson cozies up to January Jones, Jennifer Carpenter, and Sarah Silverman right before the comedian makes an indecent proposal at the GQ 'Men Of The Year' party in Hollywood last night. Image via Getty]

Stirrup Desire

Brian Moylan — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:42:44 EST

[Heidi Klum makes a cop's day by mounting his steed and riding it all over Times Square during a photo op for a Victoria's Secret campaign in Midtown today. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

Pose Posse

Brian Moylan — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 11:31:38 EST

[Lydia Hearst shows a bunch of immovable dolls how this modeling thing is done at the MoMA's Second Annual Film Benefit honoring Tim Burton last night. Image via Getty]

'Who You Calling Fey?'

Brian Moylan — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:08:38 EST

[Tina Fey gets fey lessons from Simon Doonan, creative director of Barneys New York, last night when the store unveiled its holiday windows that were inspired by Saturday Night Live. Image via Getty]

Tiger Beatdown

Brian Moylan — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 10:33:28 EST

[A rabid teenage girl tries to get the ultimate souvenir when she attempts to rip off Robert Pattinson's arm at The Twilight Saga: New Moon premiere in L.A. last night. Image via Getty]

Looking Lively

Brian Moylan — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:01:31 EST

[Blake Lively completes her transformation into Serena Van Der Woodsen by wearing inappropriate cleavage, a too-short skirt, and a clueless expression to the The Private Lives Of Pippa Lee premiere afterparty in New York last night. Image via Getty]

Needle in a Gaystack

Brian Moylan — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 10:38:22 EST

[Pink piano, hot guy in a tux, fashion, butterflies, handicrafts—Lady Gaga's performance at the Museum of Contemporary Art anniversary gala in L.A. last night was pretty queer even for her. Image via Getty]

Help! He Needs Someone. Help!

Brian Moylan — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 15:21:22 EST

[Paul McCartney coaxes a stuffed animal into his limo and kidnaps it in London today. He will not return the bear to its parents until control of the Beatles catalog is given back to him. Image via INF]

The Mothership Comes for Marc

Brian Moylan — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 10:30:30 EST

[Alien princess Daphne Guinness asked to be taken to our leader and they took her to Marc Jacobs, queen of the fashion gays, at the launch party for NARS 15X15 in New York last night. Image via Getty]

Impaired Vision of Love

Brian Moylan — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:11:10 EST

[Can Mariah Carey see through her retro glasses that she is giving an old man the "Hey! Hey!" when leaving her hotel in London today? Image via INF]

Town and Country

Brian Moylan — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 10:15:28 EST

[City mouse Tinsley Mortimer hangs out with small-town boy Levi Johnston last night at the awards show our dirty sibling Fleshbot put on [NSFW, naturally] at The Box. Our comprehensive party report is over here. Image via Getty]

The Lesbian and Gay Center of Los Angeles

Brian Moylan — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 16:10:11 EST

[Samantha Ronson is going to have to try harder to make Lindsay Lohan jealous than by hanging out with the very virile, ladies' man Adam Lambert at Bardot in L.A. last night. Image via X17]